Unwanted Christmas present swap...

[bikingdad90]

My Nanna bought me a colour changing globe light kit. It contains 8 globes and has 8 speeds and colours can be used inside and out. Looking to swap for literally anything else... Surprise me.

P.s. Open to this thread getting hijacked with jokes, other swaps etc...

 

[screenman]

I am tempted to swap my Squaty Potty, but the postage would be prohibitive.

 

[Supersuperleeds]

I have an ungrateful grandchild, willing to swap for a goldfish, preferably alive but understand a dead one is more of a fair swap.

 

[Ganymede]

I have an ungrateful grandchild, willing to swap for a goldfish, preferably alive but understand a dead one is more of a fair swap.

I could swap it for a serpent's tooth...?

 

[vernon]

I'd like to swap Fenton for a butler with all limbs intact.

 

[numbnuts]

Not a swap, but FREE to any poor members on here I'll even pay the postage
Never been worn Altura neoprene overshoes size medium (around about 7-8 will not fit a size 9)
Sorry they have gone now

 

[toeknee]

Take it you mean me numbnuts. .....?

 

[bikingdad90]

I am tempted to swap my Squaty Potty, but the postage would be prohibitive.

Aww shame I cannot reap the rewards

I have an ungrateful grandchild, willing to swap for a goldfish, preferably alive but understand a dead one is more of a fair swap.

Harsh but if it was dead at least I could fry it with left over Christmas food and eat it... Is it a tuna, my favourite?

 

[classic33]

Aww shame I cannot reap the rewards

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Harsh but if it was dead at least I could fry it with left over Christmas food and eat it... Is it a tuna, my favourite?

How big a frying pan have you?

 

[bikingdad90]

Huge...It's bigger than my bike wheel.

 

[EltonFrog]

I really don't know why my MIL bought me these. I'm fiftyfeckinseven for fecks sake!

Anyone want them?

 

[screenman]

Growing older is compulsory, growing up is not.

If you keep them mint and in the box they may be worth a few Bob in fifty years time.

 

[EltonFrog]

Collecting feckin dust! They'll be going down the charity shop Monday!

 

[0lonerider]

iv a eton wind up solar power radio torch/bottle opener/water proof and umbreakable/as seen on top gear

 

[screenman]

Collecting feckin dust! They'll be going down the charity shop Monday!

There are some on EBay at the moment making good money.