Pro Tour Punditry
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Send her up here, I'll sort her out with my laser-death-peering-through-the-curtain stare 
Update on the neighbour from hell downstairs.
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Crankarm
Guru
- Location
- Nr Cambridge
I would suggest a full bowl of All-Bran with dried fruit and nice cold milk followed by a few slices of wholemeal bread and jam, then maybe a bowl of wholemeal pasta and tomato and basil sauce, then a vegetable bean chilli. That should keep the toilet in use for a few hours.
As she leaves you could line your bikes up outside then ring your bells or blow your Airzounds in celebration. Perhaps do a few cart wheels and hand stands to show her just how you really feel. Maybe break open a bottle of bubbly and drink to her departure.
I hope your new neighbours are at least half normal. They could even be cyclists …………….. whoa!
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swee'pea99
Squire
Excellent news! Well survived. Hope your new neighbours when they turn up are good people.
deptfordmarmoset
Full time tea drinker
- Location
- Armonmy Way
I spoke to a neighbour who'd been complaining about the noise the other day and he couldn't hear a word of what I was saying. ''Oh, I can hear something, must complain.'' Is that how it works?
Anyway, have a midnight poo for me....
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Pro Tour Punditry
Guru
I have seen a few people over the years type "new keyboard please" and wondered what they were on about - I now know, red wine everywhere
deptfordmarmoset
Full time tea drinker
- Location
- Armonmy Way
Your neighbours will start complaining if you go around spewing red wine all about.I have seen a few people over the years type "new keyboard please" and wondered what they were on about - I now know, red wine everywhere
Pro Tour Punditry
Guru
It's ok, I retrieved it al, and poured another
Crankarm
Guru
- Location
- Nr Cambridge
You have been dealt a winning Royal Flush.
You can also have a bath now.
You can also have a bath now.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Send her up here, I'll sort her out with my laser-death-peering-through-the-curtain stare
My Sister and Fiancee have a neighbour who just stares at everyone, so much so that several people have complained separately from each other.
....... It isn't you..... Is it?
Pro Tour Punditry
Guru
My Sister and Fiancee have a neighbour who just stares at everyone, so much so that several people have complained separately from each other.
....... It isn't you..... Is it?
It may be. Although I have standards and I'm not sure I would live next to anyone who is in a relationship but unwed.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Where do you live then, Mars?
Brandane
The Costa Clyde rain magnet.
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Pro Tour Punditry
Guru
Near Melrose
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
summerdays
Cycling in the sun
- Location
- Bristol
Glad to hear that she is going
And what a list of activities, to be honest I think I've decided that YOU are the problem now I've seen the list of complaints
, I mean using the loo after 5pm really!
And what a list of activities, to be honest I think I've decided that YOU are the problem now I've seen the list of complaints, I mean using the loo after 5pm really!
