Urinating in public yes/no ?

[Dave7]

I would take a selfie of my todger but my phone doesn't have a wide angle lens.

 

[Alex321]

Because the stream reached about 7 foot. I thought it was quite impressive.

Maybe, but it is absolutely just not the sort of thing 99% or more of us would even consider taking a photo of. Nor mentioing the fact on here if we had done.

 

[AndyRM]

Maybe, but it is absolutely just not the sort of thing 99% or more of us would even consider taking a photo of. Nor mentioing the fact on here if we had done.

It's fine. Our sartorially judgemental correspondent has distinguished himself from the riff raff so his illegal proclivities can be forgiven.

 

[Dave7]

Maybe, but it is absolutely just not the sort of thing 99% or more of us would even consider taking a photo of. Nor mentioing the fact on here if we had done.

7 foot.......doubt I could ever manage that in my prime.

 

[Sterlo]

7 foot.......doubt I could ever manage that in my prime.

Be fair though, that was downhill stood on a 7ft high box.

 

[glasgowcyclist]

Because the stream reached about 7 foot. I thought it was quite impressive.

Nah, you didn’t take the photo because it reached seven feet (not foot).

You were taking a picture anyway from the outset (because, well, who really knows with you?), otherwise you’re expecting us to believe that mid-piss you were so impressed with the distance that you then took out your phone, unlocked it, opened the camera app and took a picture.

There’s the separate question of why on earth you’d feel the urge to post a picture of it.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

I would take a selfie of my todger but my phone doesn't have a wide angle lens.

Is todger short for tall lodger?

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

I would take a selfie of my todger but my phone doesn't have a wide angle lens.

Look in the instruction - it is filed under Macro!

Hope this helps!

 

[DRM]

Because the stream reached about 7 foot. I thought it was quite impressive.

I think most boys grew out of "how far up the wall" prior to leaving infants school

 

[Ming the Merciless]

I would take a selfie of my todger but my phone doesn't have a wide angle lens.

Has it got a microscope attachment?

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

I think most boys grew out of "how far up the wall" prior to leaving infants school

I think you mean "most boys SAY they....."

 

[winjim]

Get a hobby. Seriously.

 

[Accy cyclist]

Nah, you didn’t take the photo because it reached seven feet (not foot).

You were taking a picture anyway from the outset (because, well, who really knows with you?), otherwise you’re expecting us to believe that mid-piss you were so impressed with the distance that you then took out your phone, unlocked it, opened the camera app and took a picture.

There’s the separate question of why on earth you’d feel the urge to post a picture of it.

Analysing it all. What a saddo!!

 

[glasgowcyclist]

Analysing it all. What a saddo!!

Saddo? 🤣

You’re the guy taking a selfie of himself pissing in public and wants to post it on a forum.

 

[Accy cyclist]

Saddo? 🤣

You’re the guy taking a selfie of himself pissing in public and wants to post it on a forum.

I think you're far more obsessed about peeing in public, than I am!!