Uxbridge English Dictionary

[cookiemonster]

I'll start

Transistor - A nun with suspiciously large hands

 

[cookiemonster]

A la carte - An Islamic wheelbarrow

 

[cookiemonster]

Gelignite - To set fire to a jelly

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Infamy - a persecution complex.

 

[cookiemonster]

Satin - What happens to a chair

 

[Tribanite]

Chauffeur - what Britany Spears does when getting out of a car and Sharon Stone does when being interviewed by the police

 

[Kies]

Denial - A river in Egypt

 

[Tribanite]

Ketchup - to gain distance on someone

 

[MontyVeda]

Paintings - Jamaican torture devices

 

[Rezillo]

Shallot - no more onions.

[edit] I ought to say that this is actually from the UED. Mind you, the OP's is from the New UED and technically O/T

 

[ASC1951]

Transistor - A nun with suspiciously large hands

http://www.jakethackray.com/songs/the-lyrics-and-guitar-tabs/102-sister-josephine.html
Out of fashion now, more's the pity.

 

[Saluki]

Testiculating

(n) Talking bollocks, but with more expansive arm movements

I have been giggling quietly at these and hubby thinks that I have finally lost it.

 

[cookiemonster]

Cabinet - A taxi driver trap

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Codswallop - battering fish

 

[02GF74]

Bilberry - fruit eaten by policemen