Uxbridge English Dictionary

[cookiemonster]

Windlass - Female flatulence

 

[Fnaar]

F*ck*ng disgusted - placing your member in a bowl of warm yellow dairy-based desert

 

[Kies]

This thread is hilarious .... More so as i live just outside Uxbridge !

 

[cookiemonster]

ego - He went

 

[cookiemonster]

ergo - she went

 

[MontyVeda]

Mornington Crescent!








....sorry... wrong game

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Mastiff - an argument during a church service

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Heinous - adj. descriptive of an UCI honorary president....

 

[Rezillo]

Timbre - the cry of the French lumberjack.
Rambling - jewellery for sheep.
Impeccable - bird proof.
Cullote - post office.
Countryside - to kill Piers Morgan.
Sandy - that's convenient.
Midwifery - part way through breaking wind.

It's worth buying the books

 

[Dayvo]

Bollox - to secure your bowl

Misdemeanor - a naughty young lady

 

[Saluki]

Pesticide - the killing of one's little brother or sister
Matricide - taking your bed to the dump

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Parsimony - the currency of Iran.

 

[Beebo]

Beer can - what Jamacians eat for breakfast with eggs.

 

[Peteaud]

Illegal

A sick bird of prey

 

[cookiemonster]

Maximum - a very large mother