Uxbridge English Dictionary

[deptfordmarmoset]

Bicycle Bell - the kind of woman you'd like to ride your tandem*
*Tandem - what you do when you're making leather saddles

 

[Fnaar]

Ring Binder - particularly stodgy food with little or no fibre

 

[Rezillo]

Chamois - I am not a fraud.
Chainring - to be asked to change one's energy supplier.
Bottom bracket - the range of Italian short sizes ending in L that give a faint chance of actually fitting.
Anatomic - Debbie Harrie's stepsister.
Crank puller - to be asked out by Vivienne Westwood.