Uxbridge English Dictionary

[cookiemonster]

Any new definitions? I'll start.

Eyeliner - A cruise ship made by Apple.

Your turn.

 

[cookiemonster]

In which dictionary can I find a definition for...criuse?

Oops. Edited.

 

[Salty seadog]

Spotted, a budget rival to Where's Wally.

 

[cookiemonster]

Catastrophy - an award for the feline with the best butt.

 

[Salty seadog]

Demister, German gentleman

 

[PeteXXX]

Denial ~ A river in Africa

 

[postman]

Defence - built round gardens in Africa.

 

[Chris S]

There are lots of them here:
https://www.cyclechat.net/threads/uxbridge-english-dictionary.275795/

 

[Cycleops]

Crèche - car accident in Knightsbridge.

 

[Cycleops]

Defibulator- A machine for getting the truth out of Boris Johnson.

 

[TheDoctor]

Lipsynch. A ladies intimate washbasin.

 

[presta]

Anti-climax: Mum's sister’s orgasm.
Barbecue: A line of people waiting for a haircut.
Bullshit: A cross between a bulldog and a shitsu.
Car park: A boat for fish.
Colony: A Scottish comedian.
Condominium: An alloy used for making extra safe contraceptives.
Crackerjack: A device for lifting a fat psychiatrist.
Custody suite: A trifle.
Drag strip: A transvestite undressing.
Ethics: One of the home-counties.
“5p Off”: An Enid Blyton book.
Gonorrhoea: Someone on a boat in Venice.
Goods train: An alternative to laxative.
Hedge fund: A gardener’s savings.
Hippodrome: A place where hippos take off and land.
Johnny Cash: The takings from a condom machine.
Meteorologist: A body builder who makes clocks.
Palindrome: Where an ex-python flies from on his globetrotting tours.
Penal colony: An all-male nudist camp.
Ratchet: Rodent droppings.
Routine: An adolescent marsupial.
Sarky: Someone from Sark.
Silicon valley: Jordan’s cleavage.
Smegma: A mum who likes Italian fridges.
Snog: A mixture of snow and fog.
Sweet Pea: Someone with diabetes.
Tamponade: A fizzy drink made from tampons.
Tight knit community: A town full of stupid, mean people.
Witchdoctor: Consumer review of GPs.
Witch hunt: Consumer review of fox culling.

 

[presta]

Crèche - car accident in Knightsbridge.

Bison: What a Brummie washes his hands in.

 

[newts]

Shart - Evacuation of mixed compounds ie solid & gaseous.

 

[Randomnerd]

Maelstrom: he's a lead guitarist