Vindaloo, Lager and Bombay Mix

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by User, 27 Jun 2008.

  1. User

    User Guest

  2. Smeggers

    Smeggers New Member

    Are you delibratley missing out Wotsits as clearly they would win?
  3. Fnaar

    Fnaar Smutmaster General

    A guy goes to doctor and says "My knob's gone all orange"
    Doctor wonders if it's a lifestyle problem and asks him how he spends his free time...
    "I just sit at home, looking at porn and eating wotsits" :smile:
  4. And I'm assuming you put some toilet paper in the fridge?
  5. Maz

    Maz Legendary Member

    As daft as it sounds, I still can't bring myself to eat Bacon Frazzles or smokey bacon flavour crisps, even though it's all flavouring with no pig in it.
  6. Cycling Naturalist

    Cycling Naturalist Legendary Member

    Huh....I knew an Orthodox Jew at university who ate pork spare ribs after being assured by a fellow student that they were kosher lamb. He had asked for this assurance after sniffing them and being told they were delicious. He explained to his fellow student that if he had been misled, then he had not broken his religious observance.
  7. Maz

    Maz Legendary Member

    That's interesting. The same rule applies to me.
  8. Fnaar

    Fnaar Smutmaster General

    Here Maz, have a "lamb" scratching! :biggrin::biggrin:
  9. Maz

    Maz Legendary Member

    Don't try and pull the lambswool over my eyes.
  10. Was it the stout 'pig hair' poking out of it that gave it away as a porky? ;);)
  11. blue trice

    blue trice New Member

    n - norfolk
    vindaloo- leave out the `v`

    vindaloo lager and B.M sounds like a presscription for the relief
    of an excess of bowel matter,
    try colonic hydrotherapy - a weight off your belly !!!!!!!!

    blue trice
  12. Chicken Chat?
    You mean to tell me that people sit on chickens in Donny? Do they have a forum for 'em?

  13. MessenJah

    MessenJah Rider

    curry paste is for losers, and so is krappenberg. real ale and fresh spice is where it's at.
  14. mr Mag00

    mr Mag00 rising member

    Deepest Dorset
  15. TheDoctor

    TheDoctor Exterminate Christmas! Moderator

    But fresh spices go off after a few days - you need them straight from the field. I make a weekly shopping trip to Delhi for mine.

    (warning - may contain lies):smile::biggrin:
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