Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by User, 27 Jun 2008.
Are you delibratley missing out Wotsits as clearly they would win?
A guy goes to doctor and says "My knob's gone all orange"
Doctor wonders if it's a lifestyle problem and asks him how he spends his free time...
"I just sit at home, looking at porn and eating wotsits"
And I'm assuming you put some toilet paper in the fridge?
As daft as it sounds, I still can't bring myself to eat Bacon Frazzles or smokey bacon flavour crisps, even though it's all flavouring with no pig in it.
Huh....I knew an Orthodox Jew at university who ate pork spare ribs after being assured by a fellow student that they were kosher lamb. He had asked for this assurance after sniffing them and being told they were delicious. He explained to his fellow student that if he had been misled, then he had not broken his religious observance.
That's interesting. The same rule applies to me.
Here Maz, have a "lamb" scratching!
Don't try and pull the lambswool over my eyes.
Was it the stout 'pig hair' poking out of it that gave it away as a porky?
vindaloo- leave out the `v`
vindaloo lager and B.M sounds like a presscription for the relief
of an excess of bowel matter,
try colonic hydrotherapy - a weight off your belly !!!!!!!!
You mean to tell me that people sit on chickens in Donny? Do they have a forum for 'em?
curry paste is for losers, and so is krappenberg. real ale and fresh spice is where it's at.
But fresh spices go off after a few days - you need them straight from the field. I make a weekly shopping trip to Delhi for mine.
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