Violent Incident Report

[MacB]

So I got a call from my youngest sons school today, he's 9, there'd been an incident at lunchtime. I've got this terribly sincere, and earnest, young lady explaining to me over the phone. Apparently another boy had gotten upset with my son, though the teacher explained he couldn't give a reason for this afterwards. He'd then punched or kicked my boy between the legs. There followed some chasing and barging then seperation by playground monitors. But my son shouldn't have reacted, at which point I'm thinking, oh God, what did he do................................................he put glue in the other boys PE shorts

I think my laughter upset the young lady as she, frostily, went on to explain that both boys now had their names on the board, and a violent incident report was being completed. She felt it important to call me so that I could follow up appropriately at home.

Yep, when he got back, I wouldn't let him in until he promised not to put glue in my boxer shorts

 

[rich p]

So I got a call from my youngest sons school today, he's 9, there'd been an incident at lunchtime. I've got this terribly sincere, and earnest, young lady explaining to me over the phone. Apparently another boy had gotten upset with my son, though the teacher explained he couldn't give a reason for this afterwards. He'd then punched or kicked my boy between the legs. There followed some chasing and barging then seperation by playground monitors. But my son shouldn't have reacted, at which point I'm thinking, oh God, what did he do................................................he put glue in the other boys PE shorts

I think my laughter upset the young lady as she, frostily, went on to explain that both boys now had their names on the board, and a violent incident report was being completed. She felt it important to call me so that I could follow up appropriately at home.

Yep, when he got back, I wouldn't let him in until he promised not to put glue in my boxer shorts

Don't worry Mac, the charge will never stick!

 

[meenaghman]

seems a resin able reaction to me. He has blotted his copydex though. maybe it was a bit of an epoxy thing to do. .. wish I'd thought of it when I was his age !

 

[Helly79]

well it better than hitting them back lol I would have put some chilli's in the short instead

 

[stephec]

Well that's not to be sniffed at!

 

[potsy]

ASBO for MacB junior

 

[Crankarm]

MacB Jr : "This is a stick up!"

 

[dan_bo]

Cant blame the girl for being gummy about it though.

 

[buggi]

Bet he felt a right Pritt

 

[slowmotion]

Willy stick to the rules?

 

[Globalti]

Yes.... my son complained last night that a boy named Charlie had said he was going to wait until he was older than take out a contract and get my son killed. Mrs Gti thought that wasn't very nice so said she would mention it to the teacher (Charlie is a problem). At that point Gti junior sort of went quiet and mumbled that telling Mrs H might not be a good idea. "Why? What did you say to Charlie?" "Ah, well, I miiiight have called him a mumble mumble mutter mutter...."

End of complaint.

 

[Fnaar]

 

[Aperitif]

School should be pleased that MacB junior is not stuck up and is bonding well with his classmates.
Funny, Al.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

A good splosh of lighter fluid usually gets rid of glue - might smart a bit though!