Vogue tells us how it's done

[Brains]

Vogue are just so Yesterday!

Dahlings, surley we should all be in Rapha this week ?

Obviously my bike is just a little something I picked up from Condor last week, it does't quite fit, but I look so good on it

 

[jimboalee]

Oh come on dahling...

Castelli, Giordana, Santini, De Marchi, Giessegi, Nalini.....

Where have you been?

 

[Arch]

Fixed that for you

SOL!

(Snigger out loud...)

My God, she'd have died if she saw me one day last week. Dirty black craghoppers, tucked into brown socks, trainers, CC lightweight waterproof and a redand cream flowery sunhat, worn to keep the pouring rain out of my eyes.

I mean, I'm not glam at the best of times, but even I knew I looked a right sight!

 

[Randochap]

As I said ...

 

[Glow worm]

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"Hiya My name is so like, Charlotte ? I so like am an energetic and like passionate like woman ? who seeks to so like enjoy the greatest pleasures in like, life? I so like very much enjoy my like adventures as a like personal like companion? I so find it like thrilling to meet like new people, and like together, for us to like create sensuous and like mutually satisfying encounters?"

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There we go, translated into the dizzy tart's native tongue!

 

[swee'pea99]

"Normally, I'll wear shorts from Country Road, and a vest by Phillip Lim, and in the office I'll change into trousers by Phillip Lim and a Whistles T-shirt."
Good gracious! Me too! What a coincidence!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Gowd I hate fashion victims, I'll wear what I goddam bloody well please and I am not going to listen to some anal little twat like you who so obviously has more money than sense anyway and seems to think that you have the authority to tell me what to wear just because .....who says?? I mean WHO MAKES THESE THINGS UP??

Now pi*s off you miserable twunt!

 

[dellzeqq]

and which page of this month's Vogue is this on..............?

 

[Campfire]

An old pair of black ribbed stretchy, polyester trousers, elasticated waist, (charity shop) tucked into SOCKS, orange and green trainers with whatever T shirt is around to go to the local shopping centre.

I'm quite fashionable, aren't I?

 

[taxing]

and which page of this month's Vogue is this on..............?

No idea, here's the link though: http://www.vogue.co.uk/news/daily/100806-what-to-wear-when-cycling.aspx

 

[tyred]

Miranda Almond, fashion editor:
"I cycle my Ridgeback from Kilburn to Hanover Square, it's about four miles. I always wear my helmet! Typically I cycle in Adidas tracksuit bottoms, an Alexander Wang vest, classic Superga trainers, and my Patagonia waterproof. At the office I'll change into J Brand jeans, Splendid T-shirt, and Chloe flats. I always take a high energy snack to have at traffic lights for an extra boost for the hill on my journey home, a handy Eve Lom lip balm for cold or windy days, and a pair of Ray-Ban Wayfarer sunglasses. My tip for chic cycling is get your bike fitted with a removable basket to put your handbag in, so much chicer than a back pack."

She needs a high energy snack to ride 4 miles! Where does she live, top of Mount Blanc?

 

[Maizie]

No idea, here's the link though: http://www.vogue.co....en-cycling.aspx

Blocked from work!!! Access blocked by the URL filter categorisation. The URL falls under the following category: Entertainment, Provocative Attire, Fashion/Beauty

 

[rich p]

Blocked from work!!! Access blocked by the URL filter categorisation. The URL falls under the following category: Entertainment, Provocative Attire, Fashion/Beauty

I confess the provocative attire quote made me have a look.

I personally favour Michelin Pro Attyres

 

[User169]

All seems pretty reasonable to me.

 

[Domeo]

Why does she always wear a helmet in the office? Have they got the builders in?

ahem....the decorators