Want to know if you are an idiot?

[magnatom]

I'm an idiot.

Aha! Reverse psychology! It won't work as he will do the reverse of whatever it is that you really want him to do...maybe!

 

[Hilldodger]

I demand a second opinion!

What's that you say?

OK, I'm ugly as well

 

[darkstar]

I can ride a bike WITHOUT stabilisers so i can't be an idiot.

 

[swee'pea99]

I can ride stabilisers without a bike - I must be some kinda frickin' genius!

 

[Aperitif]

Hello Mr. 'tif, how are you? I'm only pulling his leg.

...if he's lucky you'll adjust his shorts...
How is the old gherkin by the way?

 

[Twenty Inch]

It's "whether".

"Want to know whether you are an idiot."

 

[Norm]

I'm still waiting on the judgement of the first person to post in this thread. It's not like there's been any headline-making opinions suggested yet.

 

[Panter]

After serious examination results are below.




Idiot.


Idiot.


Idiot.

Idiot.

Bugger. I suspected as much though.

 

[tyred]

I can chew gum, play the tin whistle and ride a small wheeled Raleigh at the same time

 

[ChrisKH]

...if he's lucky you'll adjust his shorts...
How is the old gherkin by the way?

No complaints this end - my boss did say I should shut the blinds of an evening though.

Some really lovely sunsets round the other side of the building (facing west obviously,) this time of year. I should try and get some pictures.

 

[rich p]

I know Blazed is a genius although as yet, unacknowledged in the wider world

 

[thomas]

Et moi?

 

[blazed]

How about someone you don't know? Go on, make my day.

Surely an idiot.

i live in a village

So do i but unlike you im not an idiot.

Ooooh! 'Dirty Chrissy'. You do know that blazed is an undercover agent don't you Chris?
Under cover of his Postman Pat duvet...

Beyond an idiot, an imbecile.

.......

.......idiot

I can ride a bike WITHOUT stabilisers so i can't be an idiot.

What are you two idiots babbling about.

It's "whether".

"Want to know whether you are an idiot."

This guy thinks he wrote the dictionary or something, idiot.

I'm still waiting on the judgement of the first person to post in this thread. It's not like there's been any headline-making opinions suggested yet.

I am beyond judgement, idiot.

I can chew gum, play the tin whistle and ride a small wheeled Raleigh at the same time

Possibly an idiot more examination is needed for this one.

I know Blazed is a genius although as yet, unacknowledged in the wider world

An intelligent all be it rotund man but not an idiot.

 

[blazed]

Et moi?

Vous êtes un idiot.

 

[2Loose]

Where does the Village fit into anything?
**confused** (so probably!)