Want to know if you are an idiot?

[Aperitif]

You're light years ahead of us Pete...you were suffering from asteroids while us mere mortals had stars in our eyes...

 

[Noodley]

I lay myself down before you, oh gifted blazed, for you to pass judgement upon me.

 

[rich p]

I lay myself down before you, oh gifted jaded, for you to pass judgement upon me.

Me first, sir, please sir

 

[bonj2]

ANYONE that's reading this is an idiot. No, really - you are.

 

[661-Pete]

Anyone who refers to the Cretan Paradox is an idiot. Oh - and a liar.

 

[lukesdad]

Exactly why bother!

 

[Fnaar]

blazed... you are a complete tw@t. OK?

 

[slowmotion]

I enter the Great Throne Room of Luminosity backwards, unworthy of gazing on The Great Being himself, and ponder my failings. Please hurt my feelings...oh pleeeeeease.

 

[mistral]

Failed my 11+
Completed an apprenticeship, but never practiced the craft
Spent 2 years at uni, never graduated, but did find a life partner
Managed to negotiate my way through corporate life, now have a responsible job.

It pays all the bills and my wife gives me some money to keep the bike on the road.
But I spend far too long at work, take work home, not uncommon to get called at home about work too.

On reflection, think I might be an idiot?

 

[Lisa21]

blazed... you are a complete tw@t. OK?

 

[badkitty]

blazed... you are a complete tw@t. OK?

Does rather sum it all up nicely, doesn't it?

 

[Fnaar]

Actually, I was a bit drunk when I wrote that (night out with colleagues), so my apologies if I offended anyone (including blazed). I've never met you, but I do think some of your posts are antagonistic. I have a self-imposed rule that sometimes slips, which is never to say anything on 'the net' to anyone that you wouldn't say to their face. So even though some have re-posted and supported what I wrote, I retract it. Coz I wouldn't say that to your face.

 

[badkitty]

Actually, I was a bit drunk when I wrote that (night out with colleagues), so my apologies if I offended anyone (including blazed). I've never met you, but I do think some of your posts are antagonistic. I have a self-imposed rule that sometimes slips, which is never to say anything on 'the net' to anyone that you wouldn't say to their face. So even though some have re-posted and supported what I wrote, I retract it. Coz I wouldn't say that to your face.

So what if you were drinking heavily and you met him? Would you say it then?

 

[tyred]

I'm concerned that I am only on the brink of being an idiot. What have I do to to be a proper idiot?

Anyway, I'm off for a ride on my unicycle dressed up in my superman outfit.

 

[Fnaar]

So what if you were drinking heavily and you met him? Would you say it then?

No, I just slur my words and fall asleep.