Wardrobe Fails

[fossyant]

Old subject but:-

One of my colleagues has just popped in. "Doesn't look right does it ?" Stood there is his suit, with a Willier road top underneath !

He only remembered part way in !

My only fail so far has been shoes when turning up at another site for a meeting ! Shirt/tie/pants and brightly coloured MTB shoes !

 

[Maz]

Old subject but:-

One of my colleagues has just popped in. "Doesn't look right does it ?" Stood there is his suit, with a Willier road top underneath !

He only remembered part way in !

My only fail so far has been shoes when turning up at another site for a meeting ! Shirt/tie/pants and brightly coloured MTB shoes !

Thank your lucky stars he hadn't just 'popped out'!!

 

[Hacienda71]

I was told by a colleague this morning that the red line left by my cycling cap made me look like I had had a lobotomy.

 

[cyberknight]

Forgot trousers once, as there are no shops near i spent the day in a boiler suit.

 

[ColinJ]

Transparent shorts!

 

[jonny jeez]

socks, I'm always forgetting socks.

 

[Maz]

I was told by a colleague this morning that the red line left by my cycling cap made me look like I had had a lobotomy.

That's a no-brainer of a comment.

 

[Sara_H]

I've often forgotten to take a clean bra or pants to work. Sice I work in a hospital I can usually get my hands on a pair of sexy disposable pants. The bra is a more difficult problem, I end up wearing the sweaty one all day.

 

[Deleted member 20519]

I forgot to bring underwear to change into when I got to school so I had to spend the day wearing bibs under a shirt and trousers, not very comfortable if you ask me!

 

[MisterStan]

I forgot to bring underwear to change into when I got to school so I had to spend the day wearing bibs under a shirt and trousers, not very comfortable if you ask me!

I would have gone without - I wore bibs under some 'normal clothes' when out for drinks once - seriously uncomfortable!

 

[Deleted member 20519]

I would have gone without - I wore bibs under some 'normal clothes' when out for drinks once - seriously uncomfortable!

At least the bibs stopped the chafing

 

[I like Skol]

For some reason I read the title as wardrobe malfunctions and was expecting to read about bits popping out left, right and centre!

In my mid-teens I used to cycle everywhere and had ridden up to my best friends house while he caught the bus. I got there some time before him and sat chatting with his parents while I waited for his arrival. It was hot that summer and I had taken to wearing an old, well worn pair of jeans, cut down to shorts. After about 5-10 minutes of conversation I happened to look down and to my horror I realised my worn jeans with the patchy crotch area had happened to coincide with a holy old pair of undies and one of my plums was dangling out in public view for all to see!!!! I snapped my legs shut like a shot and I have always wondered since if either of them had spotted my display and if they did (I'm sure they must have) why didn't one of them say something? All it would have taken was a polite "Steve, your trousers seem to have split!"

 

[Sandra6]

I forgot clean underwear once - I didn't forget as such, it just didn't occur to me I was going to get soaked right to the skin.
Had to dry mine under the hand drier at work.
The other day I put my buff on and then forgot to put my helmet on.

 

[SquareDaff]

Underwear is normally the stuff I forget. Had a few days as a sockless commando!

 

[MisterStan]

It's wise to keep a spare pair of socks in your desk drawer....