wd40 help!!!

[numbnuts]

I use it on my chain …...now someone will come along and tell me it's not a lubricant
and then I will have to find the WD40 web page and tell them it is

 

[Dayvo]

Any good as a mosquito repellent?

 

[Alun]

Any good as a mosquito repellent?

It's a thought ! It might attract them though, then where would you be?

 

[Scilly Suffolk]

WD40 UPDATE...

...according to WD40 you're wrong on three counts!

PS And you forgot that it has been linked to crop circles, but I'll need to check the Daily Mail to see if it causes or cures cancer this week.

 

[Cheradenine]

If you clean pub tables the top of cisterns and toilets seats with WD40 the faint oil residue makes it almost impossible for people to snort lines of cocaine from them as it makes the charlie go all lumpy.

 

[Pottsy]

I understand it goes very well with beans on toast, keeps slugs off your lettuce patch and reduces cellulite if massaged in vigorously.

 

[wiggydiggy]

If you clean pub tables the top of cisterns and toilets seats with WD40 the faint oil residue makes it almost impossible for people to snort lines of cocaine from them as it makes the charlie go all lumpy.

Pah snorting is so last century, I get mine as a digital download from iHigh these days

 

[Cheradenine]

WD40 is a 100% effective shark repellent.

 

[Kiwiavenger]

I use it and I've never been attacked by a shark. Or a vampire!

i believe werewolves are attracted to it though

 

[Broughtonblue]

is it any good as a deoderent/after shave for attracting the ladies?

 

[compo]

I have tried it as a fish attractor when beach fishing. A squirt on the bait is supposed to work wonders.

I still didn't catch anything.

 

[sixty]

GT85 I find works a treat

 

[donnyjnk]

its a good alterantive as an aftershave rather than diesel

 

[Pedal pusher]

I used it on the glass shower cabinet and my wife gave me a row because of the smell. What smell?

 

[Alembicbassman]

Used WD-40 to free up a seized alternator on my brother's old Mazda MX5. I use it to wipe clean chains, but then wipe with a dry cloth and lube up with Weldtite TF2. I also used it to clean off sticky residue from handlebars before a re-tape. I use GT85 as a general rust protector spray, I also put a blob of grease in my seat tube every year.