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Vapin' Joe

Formerly known as Smokin Joe
I've already died twice.

Only for tax and insurance purposes, mind.
 
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Homers Double

Senior Member
Didn't Snowdonia national park recently isue a plea to stop people scattering human ashes? Apparently it's very heavy ash and doesn't disperse.
 
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blackrat

Senior Member
I've been, and come back. It's not the be all and end all everyone seems to think.

Oh, hi Jesus. I thought you had taken a look around, seen how crappy everyhting has beo and decided to stay away
Didn't Snowdonia national park recently isue a plea to stop people scattering human ashes? Apparently it's very heavy ash and doesn't disperse.
"Apparently it's very heavy ash.."

Obese remains?
 

Ming the Merciless

There is no mercy
Location
Inside my skull
They say the first person to live to 200 has already been born. I think it might be me.....

Who says?
 
On the subject of ashes

when my Dad died he had expressed a wish that he might like his ashes spread in the bay we used to go to on holiday when I was young

It was a very very quiet part of Southern Ireland - a bay on the North side of the Bere Peninsula

anyway - shortly after his illness got worse and he died

so I sorted ou tthe funeral and all that and got the ashes back

so I arranged a short holiday for myself and booked a few nights in a B&B down there and went to the bay one day

It was one of those days where the wind comes and goes but I got to the end of the pier and climbed down onto the rocks at the end and waited until the wind dropped

then threw the ashes up out over the water

JUST as I did that a sudden gust shot in and the ashes were picked up and blown right across the whole bay directly towards the exact cottage that we always stayed in and must have pretty much hit the front of it in a clod and them blown off into the where-ever

It was weird how that gust came up at that exact moment and blew directly to that specific cottage and the ashes stayed togetehr in a cloud rather than spreading out all over the bay as the flew along
and that they stayed together over that distance


Which was rather weird

but it did give me the feeling that I had got it right!
 

markemark

Veteran
All a bit vague, got a reputable link to a scientist saying this?

The first person to reach the age of 200 has already been born, says Stuart Kim, Professor of Developmental Biology at Stanford University.

He said that about 10 years ago so the first person to 237 is also already born.

Maybe.
 
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