Weak bladder pad advert

[Pro Tour Punditry]

I have just seen an advert for weak bladder pads and it went something along the lines of "I didn't realise how bulky my pad was until I went cycling, and now I've changed to <the thinner pad that they were advertising>"

Surely some padding is better for cycling?

 

[Drago]

She was using an old mattress before.

 

[Pat "5mph"]

She was using an old mattress before.

Why do they have to be a "she"???

 

[screenman]

Why do they have to be a "she"???

He actually typed he, but Drago has large podgy fingers.

 

[Drago]

Why do they have to be a "she"???

Incontinent blokes don't use pads. The different plumbing permits them to make other arrangements.

He actually typed he, but Drago has large podgy fingers.

Very chubby digits, and all greasy with Dorito cheese.

 

[Pat "5mph"]

He actually typed he, but Drago has large podgy fingers.

You Mr. Diplomacy, you!

 

[welsh dragon]

She was using an old mattress before.

Why do they have to be a "she"???

He actually typed he, but Drago has large podgy fingers.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

Why do they have to be a "she"???

Indeed, I kept the OP non-gender specific; it's too much for extra-padding brain @Drago to comprehend he might pish his pants in the not too distant future.

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Incontinent blokes don't use pads.

Not going to verify this by using Google: will send you a PM ... not

 

[welsh dragon]

Indeed, I kept the OP non-gender specific; it's too much for extra-padding brain @Drago to comprehend he might pish his pants in the not too distant future.

Distant future?

 

[Drago]

We just dangle it down our trouser legs, poke the end out and wee over our brogues.

 

[Randomnerd]

Pmsl, but it’s ok: tenabloke

 

[Drago]

Indeed, I kept the OP non-gender specific; it's too much for extra-padding brain @Drago to comprehend he might pish his pants in the not too distant future.

Blokes use incontinence pouches or sheaths. One wasn't being sexist, the mention of pads simply makes it far more likely it wasnt a male.

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Indeed, I kept the OP non-gender specific; it's too much for extra-padding brain @Drago to comprehend he might pish his pants in the not too distant future.

This funny, but I think only if you understand Scottish humor.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

Blokes use incontinence pouches or sheaths. One wasn't being sexist, the mention of pads simply makes it far more likely it wasnt a male.

Anyway, I'm going out tomorrow to buy the more padded option and stick one in my undercrackers to make my cycle to work more comfortable