Wearing a helmet saved my life

[CopperBrompton]

I would have died, but global warming made my forehead sweaty so the Chieftan Tank slid right off.

 

[MacB]

Well, to take the OP seriously for a moment, you naysayers, I was once run over by a steam roller and a Chieftain tank (what a day that was) but my head was saved and I'm able to work this PC with my eyebrows.

That's weird, I was wondering what had led to your vertically challenged demeanour. Now that I know it was a hideous accident I feel terrible about the Mordor cracks.

 

[Wigsie]

That's weird, I was wondering what had led to your vertically challenged demeanour. Now that I know it was a hideous accident I feel terrible about the Mordor cracks.

 

[rich p]

That's weird, I was wondering what had led to your vertically challenged demeanour. Now that I know it was a hideous accident I feel terrible about the Mordor cracks.

Okay, I confess, they stitched my miraculously saved head onto a midgets body. Small but perfectly formed though.

 

[ufkacbln]

Discuss...

Don't have sex with someone else's hamster and they won't hit you on the head with a baseball bat!

 

[ufkacbln]

I use mine to drain pasta. The big sorts, because smaller shapes like vermicelli tend to fall through the holes.

Yet another argument against those large vents!

 

[dustystreet]

Don't have sex with someone else's hamster and they won't hit you on the head with a baseball bat!

that's ridiculous.

there's NO way a hamster can pick up a baseball bat.

 

[4F]

 

[magnatom]

My helmet plays a big part in my sex life. Discuss.....


(Actually I'd prefer if you didn't discuss my sex life....we'd be here for a long time!)

 

[ianrauk]

No what Mrs Magnatom sez about you

My helmet plays a big part in my sex life. Discuss.....


(Actually I'd prefer if you didn't discuss my sex life....we'd be here for a long time!)

 

[dellzeqq]

my helmet saved me a serious head injury. But, then again, I've given up wearing them since

 

[gaz]

My helmet has saved my head on a few occasions, be it a low brance on a trail or when i got taken out by a car and my head hit the tarmac pretty hard.

 

[fossyant]

Well, to take the OP seriously for a moment, you naysayers, I was once run over by a steam roller and a Chieftain tank (what a day that was) but my head was saved and I'm able to work this PC with my eyebrows.

Oi, think you got that mixed up with the carbon soled shoes.....good for stopping feet getting squished......

 

[fossyant]

I use mine to drain pasta. The big sorts, because smaller shapes like vermicelli tend to fall through the holes.

Cool !

 

[ufkacbln]

that's ridiculous.

there's NO way a hamster can pick up a baseball bat.

But cats can........