Wedding brawl started over pork pie

[MarkF]

Been some cracking Bradford stories over the past week.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/new...3859/Wedding-brawl-started-over-pork-pie.html

"The bride was devastated. Her dress was ruined, she had a lovely big white gown and it had beer and WKD all over it."

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Can this man really only be 27?

 

[400bhp]

Pork pies

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

@vernon must have been at that wedding

 

[Brandane]

Can this man really only be 27?

And why is he giving away his mother?

Another wedding fight story:

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Apparently the pork pie escaped unharmed

 

[MissTillyFlop]

Favourite quote:

"We had a brilliant day. It was great and you've got to expect a good punch up at a wedding."

You have???!!!

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

And why is he giving away his mother?

Another wedding fight story:

"Reformed Temperance" - that's a great name for a Pub

 

[WellyWonkey]

Absolutely brilli

And why is he giving away his mother?

Another wedding fight story:

ant. You couldn't make it up. This made me chuckle

 

[Smurfy]

Another wedding fight story:

Priceless!

 

[vernon]

@vernon must have been at that wedding

Nope.

I have had a pie free February - a most unsatisfactory state of affairs that I intend to partially remedy this Thursday by attempting to make pasties for the first time.

Plan B is to go on a pie mission to Darlington via Thirsk on Saturday.

Plan C is to make pasties on Thursday and go on the pie mission on Saturday.

 

[Roadrider48]

And why is he giving away his mother?

Another wedding fight story:

Truly, truly amusing....thanks for sharing.

 

[sackville d]

"the well refreshed Mclure and Grant clans led the reception into bloody mayhem"

What a turn of phrase!

 

[Gravity Aided]

Nope.

I have had a pie free February - a most unsatisfactory state of affairs that I intend to partially remedy this Thursday by attempting to make pasties for the first time.

Plan B is to go on a pie mission to Darlington via Thirsk on Saturday.

Plan C is to make pasties on Thursday and go on the pie mission on Saturday.

Plan C is a fine plan, and I shall opt for that this week as well. Although my February has not been pie free, I stand in solidarity.

 

[Gravity Aided]

"the well refreshed Mclure and Grant clans led the reception into bloody mayhem"

What a turn of phrase!

Being a relative of a few Grants on this side of the pond, I most heartily agree.