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Wednesday Joke

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Jeffrey Hammond-Hammond, 18 Jul 2007.

  1. Jeffrey Hammond-Hammond

    Jeffrey Hammond-Hammond New Member

    Location:
    Nottingham
    This is the C+ Forum Poster formerly known as Claude. A new forum means a new identity. Anyway I may as well make my first posting on here a funny, well it made me laugh ...

    Tom had been in the liquor business for 25 years. Finally sick of the
    stress he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from
    humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries
    once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet.

    After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his
    door. He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there. "Name's Lars,
    your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday

    night... Thought you might like to come. About 5:00." "Great", says Tom.
    "After six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you."

    As Lars is leaving, he stops. "Gotta warn you.there would be some drinking"

    "Not a problem," says Tom. "After 25 years in the business, I can drink with

    the best of 'em." Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. "More likely

    gonna be some fighting too." "Well, I get along with people, I'll be all
    right. I'll be there, Thanks again." "More likely be some wild sex, too."
    "Now that's really not a problem," says Tom, warming to the idea. "I've been

    all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there.

    By the way, what should I wear?" "Don't much matter ... Just gonna be the
    two of us."
     
  2. Keith Oates

    Keith Oates Janner

    :eek: Did he go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  3. dan_bo

    dan_bo How much does it cost to Oldham?

    Location:
    Failsworth
    similar to an aussie one....... bit of a barbie, a few tinnies......and plenty of shaggin'!
     
  4. fuzzy29

    fuzzy29 New Member

    Location:
    Somerset
    A Muslim was seated next to an Australian on a flight from London to Melbourne , Australia .

    After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

    The Aussie asked for a rum and coke, which was brought and placed before him.

    The flight attendant then asked the Muslim if he would like a drink.

    He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

    The Aussie then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."
     
  5. FazTheWookie

    FazTheWookie Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Cumbria
    Just been to the gym, really good session. They've got a new machine but I could only manage half an hour on it before I started feeling sick. It's really good though - it's got mars bars, kit cats, mini cheddars, everything :tongue: