Wednesday Joke

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This is the C+ Forum Poster formerly known as Claude. A new forum means a new identity. Anyway I may as well make my first posting on here a funny, well it made me laugh ...

Tom had been in the liquor business for 25 years. Finally sick of the
stress he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from
humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries
once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet.

After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his
door. He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there. "Name's Lars,
your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday

night... Thought you might like to come. About 5:00." "Great", says Tom.
"After six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you."

As Lars is leaving, he stops. "Gotta warn you.there would be some drinking"

"Not a problem," says Tom. "After 25 years in the business, I can drink with

the best of 'em." Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. "More likely

gonna be some fighting too." "Well, I get along with people, I'll be all
right. I'll be there, Thanks again." "More likely be some wild sex, too."
"Now that's really not a problem," says Tom, warming to the idea. "I've been

all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there.

By the way, what should I wear?" "Don't much matter ... Just gonna be the
two of us."

Keith Oates

Penarth, Wales
:eek: Did he go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


New Member
A Muslim was seated next to an Australian on a flight from London to Melbourne , Australia .

After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

The Aussie asked for a rum and coke, which was brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Muslim if he would like a drink.

He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

The Aussie then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."


Well-Known Member
Just been to the gym, really good session. They've got a new machine but I could only manage half an hour on it before I started feeling sick. It's really good though - it's got mars bars, kit cats, mini cheddars, everything :tongue:
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