Well I feel a right fat cow.... thanks Gore

[snapper_37]

Ordered a nice new windproof jacket and it came today. I was dead excited!!!

Ordered an XL thinking it would be about a 16 (big baps and all that) wanted it for over jerseys etc.

Didn't even zip up!!!

I was mortified so checked out the sizing. Aparrantly, an XL is a 12 - 14!!! What is a S then, 8 - 10 (yrs old?)

WTF!!!! Gutted.

I felt too ashamed to order a bigger size but when I looked, they didn't do one anyway!

 

[Black Sheep]

send back, complain
that sizing does not allow for a small to exist without going into kids sizes,

its not a kids one and you've not realised is it?

is the sizing list on the website or you've read the 12-14 off the label?

 

[wafflycat]

Female? Yup. apparently if you've got chesticles or a rear end of anything over a 12-14, one does not exercise. It's why I end up wearing men's or unisex stuff to cycle in.

 

[Black Sheep]

Female? Yup. apparently if you've got chesticles or a rear end of anything over a 12-14, one does not exercise. It's why I end up wearing men's or unisex stuff to cycle in.

i'm not the only one that calls them chesticles??

my fiancee tells me off for calling them that

 

[snapper_37]

i'm not the only one that calls them chesticles??

my fiancee tells me off for calling them that

I usually call them bappage but get confused when ordering a nice pork bap from outside Matalan

Waffles - you are right (female wise)! I have got a Gore SS jersey in an Xl which is a good fit, probably a bit baggy TBH. Hence why I thought I'd be ok in a jacket.

Off to the mens section then ......

 

[snapper_37]

send back, complain
that sizing does not allow for a small to exist without going into kids sizes,

its not a kids one and you've not realised is it?

is the sizing list on the website or you've read the 12-14 off the label?

If it had have been a kid's one, I wouldn't have even got an arm in!!

 

[Chuffy]

If it had have been a kid's one, I wouldn't have even got an arm in!!

I do hope you're referring to clothing and nothing rude.

 

[cookiemonster]

Ordered a nice new windproof jacket and it came today. I was dead excited!!!

Ordered an XL thinking it would be about a 16 (big baps and all that) wanted it for over jerseys etc.

Didn't even zip up!!!

I was mortified so checked out the sizing. Aparrantly, an XL is a 12 - 14!!! What is a S then, 8 - 10 (yrs old?)

WTF!!!! Gutted.

I felt too ashamed to order a bigger size but when I looked, they didn't do one anyway!

I'm sure you're lovely anyway Snapper.

 

[snapper_37]

I'm sure you're lovely anyway Snapper.

Cookie- you're a cheeky mare! I bet you voted for the Pet Shop Boys for the Brits

Just because I have a rather fuller figure ..... If I am found hanging from the roof of McDonalds one day .... It's all your fault!

Chuffy - I lurvvve you As if!!!!

 

[cookiemonster]

Sorry, I missed the brits.

What did the PSB win?

 

[Chuffy]

Have you tried greasing up before trying it on?

The jacket I mean.

 

[snapper_37]

Well I'm not saying!

 

[snapper_37]

Have you tried greasing up before trying it on?

The jacket I mean.

Well I did that in 87 ....

Ooopps, oh sorry Chuff, didn't know what you meant .

No, I can't say I have greased the jacket up!

You are all p*ss takers and I am spitting my dental dam out now!!!

 

[Chuffy]

Well I did that in 87 ....

Ooopps, oh sorry Chuff, didn't know what you meant .

No, I can't say I have greased the jacket up!

You are all p*ss takers and I am spitting my dental dam out now!!!

Mmmm, dental dam! It hz a flavor.

 

[alecstilleyedye]

Sorry, I missed the brits.

What did the PSB win?

most shameless chasing of the pink pound award…