Cycleops
Legendary Member
- Location
- Accra, Ghana
In 1973, I stood on the head of one of the Buddhas of Bamiyan. View attachment 149437
You were lucky a Buddhist didn't see you doing that.
In 1973, I stood on the head of one of the Buddhas of Bamiyan. View attachment 149437
Yes, sorry, a clear under achiever.
The sad bit was it happened a few months after my dad died. He would have been so proud and happy that his lad got a patentI'm only teasing, I can't tell you how ridiculously thrilled I was to see my name on a patent.

We are not worthy, we are not worthy...I did the component design on the timber engineered roof of the Burger King in Banbury.
Nothing.
I feel a failure.
I was the last man in England to be hanged.Back in the 1970's i developed a childrens card game called top trumps, i sold the rights worldwide and made millions.
So consider yourself double top trumped.
Some or all of the above could be made up.
I was the last man in England to be hanged.
You are actually a saint?
. My contribution was to drive the lorry which transported the leading edge wing flaps from Spirit Aviation in Prestwick, to the Airbus plant near Chester (but over the border into North Wales) where the wings are built before being taken to Toulouse and bolted on to the rest of the aircraft. Due to their length, the trailer was 60 feet long instead of the normal 45 feet. Entertaining at roundabouts, and there were some motorway services where you could get in - but couldn't get through!