Glad you're ok Crankarm. This sort of thing seems to be getting quite common in certain strands of society. I spotted
this recently.
I remember 1 street where I delivered papers when I was a kid. A group of older lads had a dog trained and waiting to release on me as I rode past them. They did this for a couple of nights till I sorted it.
I shot it
.
(Spud gun with flash powder. Gave a bang and a lovely 6" flame The dog and the lads shat themselves but never did it again).
Don't think I could get away with doing that now though. But the lads with the dog would
.