West Country moved into Tier 4

[Eric Olthwaite]

BREAKING:

The whole of the West Country has been placed into Tier 4 lockdown after hundreds of pirates returned home to celebrate Christmas with their families...

Apparently the Arrrrr rate has increased dramatically

 

[I like Skol]

Old jokes never die, they just get repeated.....

 

[vickster]

Old jokes never die, they just get repeated.....

Ooh who’s Mr Grumpy Chops

 

[ClichéGuevara]

They though they were protected by using Cornish tempered glass cook wear, but experts say they misunderstood the properties of the Pyrex of Penzance.

 

[Archie_tect]

Turkey, stuffing and cranberry sauce pasty anyone?

 

[Brains]

The locals have sharpened their pitchforks and lit their torches
and are now manning the blockade on the bridge over the Tamar!

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Apparently the pirates had a mutiny virus.

 

[iandg]

Made me laugh and as my MIL would say 'dropped my cork leg' (no idea what she meant)