What a day

[Ming the Merciless]

You were on a plastic bike and it melted

 

[markemark]

Do people still actually have these?

I think all modern water tanks have them as backup.

 

[markemark]

You’re the latest Tory leader?

 

[Alex321]

Do people still actually have these?

Yes, but ours is controlled automatically, powered by our solar system to use up some of our excess power before exporting. It means thta for several months of the year we don't need to us the gas boiler at all.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

powered by our solar system to use up some of our excess power before exporting

I thought the sun had dimmed in recent years, you’ve got a Dyson sphere !

 

[markemark]

You deduced the irrefutable proof that salad cream is better then mayo.

 

[cyberknight]

You realised that you had promised to work 8 hours so you had to go back...?

Alternatively... You got a puncture!

8 hours ? part time

 

[Drago]

You deduced the irrefutable proof that salad cream is better then mayo.

Although he'll never eat salad cream again after seeing what the aliens did with it during the sex experiment!

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Although he'll never eat salad cream again after seeing what the aliens didwith it during the sex experiment!b

Or the onion orbs

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Although he'll never eat salad cream again after seeing what the aliens did with it during the sex experiment!

To be fair the Aliens are no longer the problem they once were since someone realised the typing error on the instruction for "Annual investigations"

 

[Drago]

That's a shame. I used to enjoy the occasional probing by she-aliens.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

To be fair the Aliens are no longer the problem they once were since someone realised the typing error on the instruction for "Annual investigations"

I think it’s quite funny that aliens have developed the technology to cross the unimaginable distance between stars. Then use type writers for their manuals.

 

[ColinJ]

8 hours ? part time

I remember those days (thankfully, long in the past)!!

 

[Ming the Merciless]

8 hours ? part time

Nowt heroic about long working hours

 

[Drago]

From a puncture to alien sex experimenters typewriters in only 30 posts. Only on CC.