What a shite day

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Yellow Fang

Legendary Member
Location
Reading
Who needs birthdays? Another year nearer the grave. Another year you didn't get to do all the things you hoped to do.
 

DCLane

Found in the Yorkshire hills ...
Happy birthday from me! Mine was last week and yet again I didn't get a present from SWMBO or the kids. Didn't get any at Christmas either from them despite me getting them things.

So I went and bought myself presents ... :tongue:
 

Edge705

Well-Known Member
Criket CK mines the opposite and beleive me I wish she would change !! any friggin excuse to buy a card and a pressie does my head in costs us a fortune I get home and she says (as Im looking at a new pandora bracelet "What dyu think" URGH it doesnt suit you - she says "No dummy its not for me its for your sons GF" I say WTF he's only been seeing her a few weeks and will probably dump her soon and your buying her an expensive pressie and shock horror could you not find a more expensive card £4.50:cursing: - So take it from me your better off with the one you got trust me:thumbsup:
BTW Happy belated Birfday​
 

postman

Squire
Location
,Leeds
Happy birthday from the postman.Now then i'll tell you want you need to do,the next time she needs cuddles and luvvy duvvy tell her you have a headache.That will teach her.Go on you know it makes sense.
 

perplexed

Guru
Location
Sheffield
Wife then sits on her behind watching what she wants on tv and een though theirs stuff i want to watch its tough luck because her programs are on , not that she does not have all day when kids at school/asleep.

Are you not master in your own house? You relinquished control of the remote? :eek:

You are indeeed emasculated in my eyes...

Seriously;

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CYBERKNIGHT!! :hello::cheers:
 

Risex4

Dropped by the autobus
Are you not master in your own house? You relinquished control of the remote? :eek:

I did think that. The remote is the keystone, the power, the pivot. The revered master chip, the ultimate leverage, the holy grail. It is your flag, your banner, your standard, that hoisted daily marks your dominance over your territory and it is to be defended at all costs - with your life if required. Only ever to be surrendered at the time of greatest need and/or suffering - once its gone, your power goes along with it.

I trust whatever you got in return for relinquishing the sacred instrument CK was well worth it... ^_^

Belated Happy Birthdays. Birthdays are over-rated anyways; achieving a feeling of happiness, worth and fulfilment without a painful feeling from your chest down to your knees? Wheres the "joy" in that?
 

fossyant

Ride It Like You Stole It!
Location
South Manchester
Don't forget the missus birthday, then you'll have a real crappy day, week, rest of your life. You know what they are like.

My birthdays are pretty crap, no one really bothers, but I do get some cash for bike bits.

Happy belated birthday.
 
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