Singing
I've been thrown off karaoke and even barred before, not from the pub mind just the karaoke. Imagine the worst x factor audition crossed with the sound of a mating rhino and that's what I sound like lol
Me to
I have no sense of tone - I can tell if something is off key but whether it is high or low is beyond me
and no sense of rhythm
and have little if any control over the sound of my voice other than volume
not a great set up for singing
My wife however has perfect pitch
only heard her sing once - they was a Karaoke at her aunts 80th birthday and someone was annoying her by doing a few songs badly but acting like she was wonderful
so my wife got up and did it properly and just stunned everyone - then just sat down and behaved as if nothing had happened
I do wish she would join a singing group of something
but that is literally the only time I have heard her sing properly in the about 12 years I have known her!