What can you get for £2 these days?

[XmisterIS]

Der was a tyme when you could get a maccy d for like 99 pee, innit, so me an me mate dave went and dun that, so we'z 'ad free pee left ova (I fink, dough me mafs in't that good), so dat's like kind ov two pound dough innit?

 

[Chilternrides]

I bought a £4 hat with 75% off , so you can get twice as much for half the price of your £2, and so still had change to buy another if i had two heads