Gerry Attrick
Lincolnshire Mountain Rescue Consultant
Mrs A and I, as is our wont, have just walked back from our local pub. It's only a couple of miles, but a mile of it is on a totally unlit country lane. As it was dark, as I usually do, we took a torch and wore hi viz to enable the local pedestrian/cyclist blind drivers of tin boxes to see us. We have in the past and in accordance with the Highway Code walked on the right in order to face oncoming barmpots....er drivers. However, this has caused some drivers to get conused as the white light is on the opposite side to that which they expect white lights at night. So tonight, we walked on the left side, only to be honked by a clown who thought we should walk on the right.
Now without going to the exteme of wearing red on my backside, white on my chest, and walking at 50 mph, what the heck are we supposed to do to satisfy these pillocks who seem to think the only objects on the road should be themselves?
Now without going to the exteme of wearing red on my backside, white on my chest, and walking at 50 mph, what the heck are we supposed to do to satisfy these pillocks who seem to think the only objects on the road should be themselves?