What do you do for a living?

[longers]

I don't make sex toys or double glazing but do still fanny around with Silicon.

We save people the trouble and expense of having injection mould tools made in the early stages of design.

 

[ComedyPilot]

I grade belly button fluff.

 

[gbb]

Maintenance engineer.
Brilliant really, because even when you balls something up (which does happen...i aint perfect)...you can just blame the machine

 

[Weegie]

I put in the pubes at the soap factory.

 

[Smudgley]

I work for Guide Dogs

 

[goo_mason]

I put in the pubes at the soap factory.

I always wondered who did that....

 

[Cubist]

I tried not to..... *spit*

Oh PERLEASE!!!!!

Where's the "vomiting smiley" when you need one??!

 

[Cubist]

I fart into bags of pork scratchings and dry roasted nuts just before they seal the packet. Next time you open a pack, just sniff as you break the seal.....

 

[Wigsie]

I fart into bags of pork scratchings and dry roasted nuts just before they seal the packet. Next time you open a pack, just sniff as you break the seal.....

I thought you were in the Feds?

But your farts smell awesome!

 

[Cubist]

I look on the farting bit as a paying hobby. Have to declare the earnings though......

 

[badkitty]

I look on the farting bit as a paying hobby. Have to declare the earnings though......

Cubist...I want a word with you!

 

[Cubist]

Cubist...I want a word with you!

Ooerrrrr!

 

[Wigsie]

Ooerrrrr!

ha ha she is going to punish you! hide the cuffs and the pepper spray, she will have fun with those !

 

[Cubist]

ha ha she is going to punish you! hide the cuffs and the pepper spray, she will have fun with those !

 

[Plax]

Despite having a zoological degree in wild animal management,behaviour and husbandry I have ended up somewhere quite unrelated and havent a clue what it is im actually meant to do here

Sounds familiar. Despite having a psychology degree and counselling certificate I have decided I find people really annoying and now push pieces of paper round my desk and avoid having to talk to real people .