What do you do that you're not?

[GrumpyGregry]

I ride bicycles a lot, and own several, but I'm not a cyclist; I'm just a bike rider.
I play bass a fair bit, and own several, but I'm not a musician; I'm just a bass player.
I drive a car, and, I guess, part own one, but I'm not a motorist, I'm just a driver.
I'm a member of a running club, and jog a couple of times a week, but I'm not a runner.
I walk about in the countryside, but I'm not a walker.

What activities do you undertake regularly where you don't identify with the stereotype of the -ist, -ism or -ian that goes with the role and refuse to be identified with it?








or is it just me?

 

[vernon]

I'm a human but I'm not a humanist.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

I eat a lot but I'm not a gourmet or a cook

 

[Fnaar]

I'm not a wan*er

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I've got a volvo estate but I'm not a middle class twat.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

I'm not a wan*er

This isn't the "Post a lie" Thread

 

[Andy_R]

I've got a volvo estate but I'm not a middle class twat.

Damn.... I formed a totally different impression of you...

 

[Shortmember]

I enjoy breaking wind loudly as much as the next man, but I don't consider myself
to be a fartist-just a flatulent old fart.

 

[Crackle]

I've got a volvo estate but I'm not a middle class twat.

You think you're not.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

You think you're not.

Unless you're contributing to the thread in a positive manner, bog off you scouse git.

 

[JtB]

I was born and bred in England, but I’m not English. I’m just a member of the human race.

 

[Crackle]

Unless you're contributing to the thread in a positive manner, bog off you scouse git.

I can't really see where I've gone wrong.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I can't really see where I've gone wrong.

Let me explain, Crax, you're meant to post your own thing like...

Although I'm from the Wirral, I'm not a drug taking, work-shy layabout.

See?

 

[Aperitif]

I can't really see where I've gone wrong.

Go on...'snap', Crackle, and have a pop...and make sure you don't call that twat 'middle class'.
Oh, and I eat breakfast but I'm not a cereal killer.

 

[Maz]

She was only the undertaker's daughter, but anyone cadaver.

(Is that the sort of thing you're after?)