What do you do that you're not?

[Archie_tect]

I was born and bred in England, but I’m not English. I’m just a member of the human race.

....be an interesting experiment to try entering the USA with that principle as your guiding mantra JtB.

 

[GlenBen]

I like nature,

But I'm not a naturist.

 

[vernon]

Whatever activity i partake in, i'm generally worried of appearing to be a bore on the topic.

Golf bore
Car bore
Climbing bore
Karate bore

I eat lots of pies and I am often a full bore.

 

[Sandra6]

I own a dog but I'm not a dog person.
I go to the gym but I'm not a gym bunny.
I work in Halfords but I'm not a bad person

 

[TVC]

I'm average, but I'm not normal.

 

[The Jogger]

I've got a volvo estate but I'm not a middle class twat.

Classless

 

[vernon]

I'm six foot, but I've only got two feet.

I've got twelve inches but I don't use it as a rule.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Rocky's a straight man but he's not straight.

 

[The Jogger]

I'm a union activist but I'm not a commie.
I'm an operational manager but I'm not a bully.

I'm a husband but I'm not a ...................just joking

 

[Pat "5mph"]

I work all hours, but I'm not rich

 

[subaqua]

Let me explain, Crax, you're meant to post your own thing like...

Although I'm from the Wirral, I'm not a drug taking, work-shy layabout.

See?

he wouldn't be. they are all powsh on the peninsula. all the scallies live over the water and have an L postcode not a CH

 

[Andrew_Culture]

I eat lots of pies and I am often a full bore.

Or full of boar?

 

[vernon]

I work all hours, but I'm not rich

That's a poor example.

 

[rich p]

I have a feminine side and I'm a tit...

...am I missing the point?

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I have a feminine side and I'm a ****...

...am I missing the point?

Dunno but you've got smashing tits, rich!