What do you think about when you're making love?

[swee'pea99]

I have nothing to say on this thread other than I'm amazed it wasn't one of Greedo's.

 

[Piemaster]

Tried tantric sex with my beloved once, as practised by Sting.

Got bored after awhile and had a shag instead.

 

[rich p]

Tried tantric sex with my beloved once, as practised by Sting.

Got bored after awhile and had a shag instead.

Some wag said that tantric sex is also known as plumbers sex. You stay in all day and nobody comes.

 

[Fnaar]

If one needs a distraction in order to avoid "peaking" too soon, and thus not giving the lady the full experience then mentally trying to name the West Bromwich Albion first team from 1974 is recommended.

 

[Cubist]

Mrs C was getting a bit impatient the other night. She said
"Cubst, you're taking a long time"
to which I replied
"I'm sorry, I just can't think of anybody"

 

[ufkacbln]

If I had a Cervelo Soloist, riding it is only the second thing I'd do with it!

IGMC

They never did name the bike!

 

[ufkacbln]

One is almost tempted to abuse the old favourite:

This thread is nothing without pictures

The I thought of Susan Boyle in Housecoat feeding cats and I think that without pictures is probably wise.

 

[ComedyPilot]

One is almost tempted to abuse the old favourite:



The I thought of Susan Boyle in Housecoat feeding cats and I think that without pictures is probably wise.

...........you're the lucky one, I got that image when I was expecting Carmen Electra...........and a family size bottle of baby oil.

 

[Cubist]

...........you're the lucky one, I got that image when I was expecting Carmen Electra...........and a family size bottle of baby oil.

As an alternative try Madonna in a large bath of swarfega.....

 

[ComedyPilot]

Much more preferabe than SuBo, a can of Whiskas and a Russian Blue.