Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by User, 15 Aug 2007.
Internet slang meaning "owned" with particular reference to online gaming.
The "p" represents the common mis-typing of the word as the o and p are so close together (the fat-finger phenomenon).
Ah. You know, I was wondering what it meant too. I was going to ask you, because it's you who seems to use it most....
Oh dear. Bonjy is your daaad, bonjy is your daaaaaad.
Bonj: User, I am your father.
(jumps off into the void, to his apparent doom)
The thot plickens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User backs off along the narrow end of the gantry as BONJ
comes at him, slashing at the young Jedi with his sword. User
makes a quick move around the instrument complex attached to
the end of the gantry. BONJ's sword comes slashing down,
cutting the complex loose; it begins to fall, then is caught
by the rising wind and blown upward.
User glances at the instrument complex floating away. At
that instant, BONJ's sword comes down across User's right
forearm, cutting off his hand and sending his sword flying.
In great pain, User squeezes his forearm under his left armpit
and moves back along the gantry to its extreme end. BONJ
follows. The wind subsides. User holds on. There is nowhere
else to go.
BONJ: There is no escape. Don't make me destroy you. You do not yet
realize your importance. You have only begun to discover you power.
Join me and I will complete your training. With our combined strength,
we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy.
User: I'll never join you!
BONJ: If you only knew the power of the dark side. Obi-Wan never told
you what happened to your father.
User: He told me enough! He told me you killed him.
BONJ: No. I am your father.
Shocked, User looks at BONJ in utter disbelief.
User: No. No. That's not true! That's impossible!
BONJ: Search your feelings. You know it to be true.
User: No! No! No!
BONJ: User. You can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is
your destiny. Join me, and we can rule the galaxy as father and son.
Come with me. It's the only way.
BONJ puts away his sword and holds his hand out to User.
A calm comes over User, and he makes a decision. In the
next instant he steps off the gantry platform into space. The
Dark Lord looks over the platform and sees User falling far
below. The wind begins to blow at BONJ's cape and the torrent
finally forces him back, away from the edge. The wind soon
fades and the wounded Jedi begins to drop fast, unable to grab
onto anything to break his fall.
You watch too many movies.........good though!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nah, needs more realistic characterisation:
Or it could mean that the 'a' was mssed out, just like I did with the 'i'
Well I read it as pawned
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