Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Mister Paul, 15 Aug 2007.
Internet slang meaning "owned" with particular reference to online gaming.
The "p" represents the common mis-typing of the word as the o and p are so close together (the fat-finger phenomenon).
So I belong to Bonj?
My parents never told me that.
When did this transaction take place?
Ah. You know, I was wondering what it meant too. I was going to ask you, because it's you who seems to use it most....
Oh dear. Bonjy is your daaad, bonjy is your daaaaaad.
Bonj: Mister Paul, I am your father.
Mister Paul: Noooooooooooooooooooooo!
(jumps off into the void, to his apparent doom)
The thot plickens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MISTER PAUL backs off along the narrow end of the gantry as BONJ
comes at him, slashing at the young Jedi with his sword. MISTER PAUL
makes a quick move around the instrument complex attached to
the end of the gantry. BONJ's sword comes slashing down,
cutting the complex loose; it begins to fall, then is caught
by the rising wind and blown upward.
MISTER PAUL glances at the instrument complex floating away. At
that instant, BONJ's sword comes down across MISTER PAUL's right
forearm, cutting off his hand and sending his sword flying.
In great pain, MISTER PAUL squeezes his forearm under his left armpit
and moves back along the gantry to its extreme end. BONJ
follows. The wind subsides. MISTER PAUL holds on. There is nowhere
else to go.
BONJ: There is no escape. Don't make me destroy you. You do not yet
realize your importance. You have only begun to discover you power.
Join me and I will complete your training. With our combined strength,
we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy.
MISTER PAUL: I'll never join you!
BONJ: If you only knew the power of the dark side. Obi-Wan never told
you what happened to your father.
MISTER PAUL: He told me enough! He told me you killed him.
BONJ: No. I am your father.
Shocked, MISTER PAUL looks at BONJ in utter disbelief.
MISTER PAUL: No. No. That's not true! That's impossible!
BONJ: Search your feelings. You know it to be true.
MISTER PAUL: No! No! No!
BONJ: MISTER PAUL. You can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is
your destiny. Join me, and we can rule the galaxy as father and son.
Come with me. It's the only way.
BONJ puts away his sword and holds his hand out to MISTER PAUL.
A calm comes over MISTER PAUL, and he makes a decision. In the
next instant he steps off the gantry platform into space. The
Dark Lord looks over the platform and sees MISTER PAUL falling far
below. The wind begins to blow at BONJ's cape and the torrent
finally forces him back, away from the edge. The wind soon
fades and the wounded Jedi begins to drop fast, unable to grab
onto anything to break his fall.
You watch too many movies.........good though!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nah, needs more realistic characterisation:
Or it could mean that the 'a' was mssed out, just like I did with the 'i'
Well I read it as pawned
Separate names with a comma.