What have you learnt of a Woman of any use?

[Baggy]

How to puncture a carotid artery with one fingernail...

 

[Wigsie]

All i've learnt is that the woman is ALWAYS right, and not to bother contradicting them...

Surely this is all there is to know?

 

[BuzzyJace]

My English teacher was a woman. It seems relevant to the thread title.

+1

My girlfriend is an English teacher, she has taught me about the dramatic devices used in shakespeare, reasonable grammar, and how to construct convincing rhetoric.

 

[biggs682]

how to pass the blame when they fart

 

[Norm]

+1

My girlfriend is an English teacher, she has taught me about the dramatic devices used in shakespeare, reasonable grammar, and how to construct convincing rhetoric.

Oh, I wasn't thinking of anything as clever as that.

I know she would have slapped me if I had written "What have you learnt of a Woman", though.

 

[biggs682]

just remembered mine cant remove her socks with her other foots toe like us men can

 

[BuzzyJace]

Oh, I wasn't thinking of anything as clever as that.

I know she would have slapped me if I had written "What have you learnt of a Woman", though.

My girlfriend would also slap me for "talking dirty" like that too! Oh, the sordid fun we have together!

Rest assured the nation's youth are getting a rigourous English education (at least where she works they are).

 

[Baggy]

Rest assured the nation's youth are getting a rigourous English education (at least where she works they are).

Sorry.

 

[BuzzyJace]

lol

That's the archaic form of the word...

Luckily, I didn't say she taught me to spell!

 

[Over The Hill]

What all the shelves in the bathroom are for! I seem to get by in life with one bottle of shower gel.

 

[zacklaws]

I tried to do that thing where they can take a bra off with their top still on with my bib longs. Needless to say it didn't work.

I must have been tired last night when I read this because I could not understand what you wear a bra under your bib braces for but it makes sence now. I suppose you could carry a pair of spare innertubes in a bra, but it would be embarrasing if you ever have an accident and taken to hospital

 

[Rhythm Thief]

how to pass the blame when they fart

Why would anyone want to do that?

 

[Bay Runner]

All i've learnt is that the woman is ALWAYS right, and not to bother contradicting them...

That about right

I did read somewhere that the are only two valid reasons for waking women up;
1. If it is snowing
2. A celebrity has died