what have you tried for 1st time today

[MissTillyFlop]

Come to think of it, does dolphin skin feel sort of rubbery and do they sing 'don't stand so close to me' in an annoying whiney voice and go on about saving the rain forest whilst you're shagging them?

Dolphin 3 - 0 Sting

 

[Doseone]

Tried to watch Downton abbey. I won't be doing that one again.

Honestly, you should know better than to watch any programme that may contain a bonnet.

 

[smokeysmoo]

Honestly, you should know better than to watch any programme that may contain a bonnet.

Oh I don't know, I'm still partial to Top Gear

 

[Mozzy]

Told the truth when the wife asked if I liked seeing her naked ... shan't be doing that again. All I said was, fine but it needs ironing. Oops.

 

[Spinney]

Myst IV
(6 hours...!!! )

 

[Doseone]

Told the truth when the wife asked if I liked seeing her naked ... shan't be doing that again. All I said was, fine but it needs ironing. Oops.

You'll be giving honest answers to the "does my bum look big in this" question next.

 

[Mozzy]

You'll be giving honest answers to the "does my bum look big in this" question next.

Why cant we just tell the truth without the fear of the bloody sulks? It is what it is for cripes sake, why can't they get over it. Good idea though

 

[funnymummy]

I forgot to take a refill of coffee to work today..
So today was my first ever caffiene free Monday...I won't be doing that again!

 

[smokeysmoo]

Why cant we just tell the truth without the fear of the bloody sulks? It is what it is for cripes sake, why can't they get over it. Good idea though

"Does this make my bum look big?", "No, your bum makes your bum look big!"

 

[biggs682]

guys what ever answer you give will be wrong so best keep smiling and walk away

 

[funnymummy]

"Does this make my bum look big?", "No, your bum makes your bum look big!"

That's what I get told all the time..Good job I love my firstborn

 

[jonny jeez]

"Does this make my bum look big?", "No, your bum makes your bum look big!"

to really cruel it should be "does this make my bum look big?"

"no, your fat makes your bum look big"

 

[MontyVeda]

I tried not taking any milk into work.. with the daft idea that somebody else would... they didn't.

 

[Archie_tect]

Try again tomorrow, if no-one else takes some in then they rely on you too much.

 

[MontyVeda]

I have a feeling after full day with no tea... everybody will bring milk tomorrow! possibly