What inanimate object would you like to have sex with

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betty swollocks

large member
if you had to choose?
Here's mine:-

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Not quite sure how I'd manage it though, but I'd make damn sure it was in the privacy of my own home (not a hostel) and there were no cleaners around.
 

stephec

Legendary Member
Location
Bolton
That'd be quite easy to get your leg over.

You might not be able to do it doggie though. :blush::ohmy::ohmy:
 

papercorn2000

Senior Member
No. It's one that has been run over. So not only is Betty a deviant, he's a deviant who like to do it with disabled bikes!
 

Fnaar

Smutmaster General
Location
Thumberland
A guy I knew at school once told me something I wish I'd never heard about a cardboard box with a hole in it and his subbuteo pitch scrumpled up :blush:
 

rich p

ridiculous old lush
Location
Brighton
Fnaar said:
A guy I knew at school once told me something I wish I'd never heard about a cardboard box with a hole in it and his subbuteo pitch scrumpled up :blush:

Jizz on the sacred green baize. Good grief!!!

Spunkthorpe Town

Tottenham Hotsperms

Cumbridge United

:biggrin::ohmy::ohmy:
 

Tetedelacourse

New Member
Location
Rosyth
This seems like an appropriate thread to ask something that's always puzzled me. Why did sex phone lines used to advise you to have a rolled up newspaper, a bar of soap and some tissues to hand when using them?

Patrick?
 

Andy

New Member
walker said:
this thread is just wrong :blush:


Absolutely, however if I could just get Clare Grogan to lie still while I enjoyed myself then I am sure that it would qualify under the original subject title and put this thread back on a more even keel! :biggrin:
 

walker

New Member
Location
Bromley, Kent
Andy said:
Absolutely, however if I could just get Clare Grogan to lie still while I enjoyed myself then I am sure that it would qualify under the original subject title and put this thread back on a more even keel! :biggrin:


Andy, thats just wrong too :blush:
 
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