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What inanimate object would you like to have sex with

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by betty swollocks, 31 Oct 2007.

  1. betty swollocks

    betty swollocks large member

    if you had to choose?
    Here's mine:-

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    Not quite sure how I'd manage it though, but I'd make damn sure it was in the privacy of my own home (not a hostel) and there were no cleaners around.
     
  2. stephec

    stephec Legendary Member

    Location:
    Bolton
    That'd be quite easy to get your leg over.

    You might not be able to do it doggie though. :blush::ohmy::ohmy:
     
  3. rich p

    rich p ridiculous old lush

    Location:
    Brighton
    Is that the prototype to a bike?:blush:
     
  4. papercorn2000

    papercorn2000 Senior Member

    No. It's one that has been run over. So not only is Betty a deviant, he's a deviant who like to do it with disabled bikes!
     
  5. Elmer Fudd

    Elmer Fudd Miserable Old Bar Steward

    Don't do sex with inanimate objects anymore. I had 7 yrs of that with the ex !! :blush:
     
  6. zimzum42

    zimzum42 Legendary Member

    Bonj....
     
  7. Elmer Fudd

    Elmer Fudd Miserable Old Bar Steward

    NO!! The question was inanimate, not inarticulate !! xx( :biggrin: :smile: :blush: :biggrin:
     
  8. Fnaar

    Fnaar Smutmaster General

    Location:
    Thumberland
    A guy I knew at school once told me something I wish I'd never heard about a cardboard box with a hole in it and his subbuteo pitch scrumpled up :blush:
     
  9. rich p

    rich p ridiculous old lush

    Location:
    Brighton
    Jizz on the sacred green baize. Good grief!!!

    Spunkthorpe Town

    Tottenham Hotsperms

    Cumbridge United

    :biggrin::ohmy::ohmy:
     
  10. Tetedelacourse

    Tetedelacourse New Member

    Location:
    Rosyth
    This seems like an appropriate thread to ask something that's always puzzled me. Why did sex phone lines used to advise you to have a rolled up newspaper, a bar of soap and some tissues to hand when using them?

    Patrick?
     
  11. Elmer Fudd

    Elmer Fudd Miserable Old Bar Steward

    There was a bloke arrested in a pig sty with a bottle of fairy and a copy of Mayfair a few yrs back.
     
  12. walker

    walker New Member

    Location:
    Bromley, Kent
    this thread is just wrong :blush:
     
  13. Andy

    Andy New Member


    Absolutely, however if I could just get Clare Grogan to lie still while I enjoyed myself then I am sure that it would qualify under the original subject title and put this thread back on a more even keel! :biggrin:
     
  14. walker

    walker New Member

    Location:
    Bromley, Kent

    Andy, thats just wrong too :blush:
     
  15. papercorn2000

    papercorn2000 Senior Member

    No. It is actually VERY right (although, I would like to think of her wriggling about a lot).