What is the funniest comment you have heard from somebody while cycling?

[Soup890]

For example, when I was cycling back home from work somebody wolf whistled me.

 

[Cameronmu917772]

Went to wash my lady up the street and was in full clad before a ride. School kids were out on lunch and some kid shouted go on bradly wiggans!!! Don't know if I should be proud or embarrassed. I did look good though

 

[shouldbeinbed]

Now there's a euphemism and a half *giggling like a loon at this*

Went to wash my lady up the street

I don't know who you are sir, or where you come from but you've done me a power of good

 

[Cameronmu917772]

I'm in a good mood my self

 

[Moodyman]

"Get out of the way you fat b8st8rd!"

 

[MontyVeda]

probably "w@nker!"

 

[Herbie]

For example, when I was cycling back home from work somebody wolf whistled me.

i've had that a few times.....good for the old ego

 

[Kestevan]

"Pi$$ off son, my back wheel is worth more than your car".

Said by a roadie in response to some gobshite in a beaten-up Astra during a "discussion" at the traffic lights.

 

[martinclive]

I'm sure that @MisterStan is too modest to post - but the conversation at some traffic lights went like this I gather
Cyclist - can you give me some more room please
Boxster Driver- can't you afford a car
Cyclist - can't you afford a proper Porsche.............
Boxster Driver - ...............................................(silence)!

 

[donnydave]

"Pi$$ off son, my back wheel is worth more than your car".

Said by a roadie in response to some gobs***e in a beaten-up Astra during a "discussion" at the traffic lights.

Sounds like the same roadie I parked up next to

"Nice of your mum to lend you her car"

 

[Exile]

"Where's my snowman?"

Shouted at me by a man some years my senior. On a clear, dry day. When there'd been no snow about these parts for many a month.

I didn't have the heart to tell him the snowman in question had likely been little more than a puddle for quite some time.

 

[Octet]

An engine would make it easier!

Just to add to the pool: http://www.cyclechat.net/threads/strange-things-being-shouted-at-you.139277/

 

[doug]

A few years ago whilst riding home after a long day mud plugging on the mtb, splattered from head to toe in the finest quality Chiltern mud, a chav in a chaved up Chavmobile shouted: "You're a dirty old man !" - and he was right

 

[downfader]

School kids walking along the road I was riding and one shouted out "I can see your pants, mate!"

"Very strange, they're still on the line," I replied. Not sure if it was heard... I was in full lycra gear at the time.

 

[fribbleblib]

Got to a crossing and pressed the button to wait for the red bicycle to change to a green one so I could cross.
When it got round to changing, it was a white transit that was stopped.
The driver wound down window and shouted "Oi, you deliberately pressed that then!"