I have to say, Sir Paul, your grammar's not up to the mark for a Knight of the Realm. Maybe the standards amongst our gentry are slipping. I just thought you'd like to know that.It used to be Paul but I got sworded by the Queen so it is now 'Sir'. But you can all call me 'Sir'. Until you doff your caps to such a satisfactory length of time that I deign for you to call me Paul.

There are probably plenty of Peters around here, but not so bad as on the Astronomy forums. I never managed to figure out why, but it seems that half of the nation's amateur astronomers are called Pete or Peter. Most disconcerting!