What makes a real man Frustrated?

[perplexed]

When you go into a bar and all they have is Euro fizz pish - give me real ale! .....Or even worse, when by some small miracle they DO have real ale.... and they put it in the fridge!!

When you go out specifically to buy something and at the shop they have just about everything BUT what you are looking for.

Also, people who jump red lights.

I'm not a real man though apparently.

Not when you're stood like that you're not...

Agree about the real ale thing. Criminal.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Not when you're stood like that you're not...

 

[BigonaBianchi]

cheap razors that wilt in the face of 'real man' bristles lol!

 

[defy-one]

Having to guess and second guess the workings of the female mind

 

[al78]

Not sure about "real men" but what used to baffle/frustrate me was that whenever I took my car to the local garage to be serviced it was ready within a few hours, but when I took my bike to the LBS for a service it could easily be there a week before I got it back.

 

[mickle]

What makes real men frustrated? Stupid threads which perpetuate sexist stereotypes of course.

 

[TheDoctor]

What makes real men frustrated? Stupid threads which perpetuate sexist stereotypes of course.

Tart!!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

When you are in a relationship and your lady (it has happened before. No, seriously! ) randomly asks you

'What are you thinking?'

WTF? (The initial reaction sometimes), if the answer isn't

'Believe me, you REALLY don't want to know'

Then it is

'S**t I have to think of something clever, witty and perhaps maybe even a little bit profound to say on the spot. Help!'

 

[mickle]

Tart!!

That's Mr Tart to you!

 

[Arch]

When you are in a relationship and your lady randomly asks you

'What are you thinking?'

WTF?
If the answer isn't

'Believe me, you REALLY don't want to know'

Then it is

'S**t I have to think of something clever, witty and perhaps maybe even a little bit profound to say on the spot, help!'

Eh?

If I asked NT that, he'd probably say "I'm working out how to join X to Y and make Z", or "I'm planning the layout of the bathroom to see if I can fit an extra basin in".

If he asked me, I'd probably say "I'm just thinking about putting the kettle on..."

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

It's always in that loved up way when you have to say something remotely important though!

 

[Drago]

No loo roll and it's the middle of kebab season.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

No loo roll and it's the middle of kebab season.

Or at least loo roll that hasn't been in the fridge beforehand.

 

[mickle]

No loo roll and it's the middle of kebab season.

Kebab has a season?

 

[Nearly there]

Men use complex machinery and gadgets everyday but can't figure out how a washing machine works or is that just me