What makes a real man?

[coffeejo]

To admit to the existence of 'real men' implies a belief that there are other men who are not 'real'. What are they then - imaginary, fake ...?

Puts Harvey in a whole new light

 

[ColinJ]

Puts Harvey in a whole new light

Okay, now it's my turn not to get the reference to a name in a post!

 

[potsy]

Okay, now it's my turn not to get the reference to a name in a post!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0042546/

 

[ColinJ]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0042546/

Ah, that's one oldie that I haven't watched yet!

 

[potsy]

Ah, that's one oldie that I haven't watched yet!

Nor me, Jo's obviously much older than she lets on

 

[coffeejo]

Nor me, Jo's obviously much older than she lets on

but not as old as some

 

[ColinJ]

but not as old as some

It happens to us all one day. Well, the lucky ones that is - I must confess that there were days back in August when I thought I would never get to draw my pension ...

 

[potsy]

I thought you already were drawing your pension

 

[ColinJ]

I thought you already were drawing your pension

I would if I could!

I remembered yesterday that I have 2 years worth of pension contributions from an old job but I have never had a statement from the scheme. I got in touch last night and it turns out that they have been sending statements to my previous address! I should get a statement tomorrow and I am quite intrigued to find out what the pot is worth now. Hopefully my money was invested wisely. It has been sitting there for 25 years so there should be some growth in the sum invested.

 

[Oldspice]

Someone who is not 40 years old and lies about still living with there parents, and sharing a bedroom with there little brother.

 

[Smurfy]

... do you like cats?

They taste good on toast!

 

[Oldspice]

They taste good on toast!

"You can keep your butter away from my pussy"

 

[tyred]

Changing a tyre without using tyre levers.

Very easily done if you put a 27" tyre on a 700c rim...

 

[Pat "5mph"]

I don't mind cats, but I should confess that being able to change a tyre without tyre levers is a skill I aspire to but have not yet mastered.

Never mind, Yellow Fang, you can impress real ladies with a nice smile, that will do in most cases.

 

[Pat "5mph"]

They taste good on toast!

Are you for real?