What man's sweaty chest would you love to rub your hands all over?

[Wigsie]

Think of a chimp with a beer gut, that's our Monty

 

[montage]

Think of a chimp with a beer gut, that's our Monty

 

[montage]

Punctured yourself?

Craig is a bit feeble looking though. Needs a pie and a pint.

No just let out a "silent death"

 

[oxbob]

I had something like Ron Jeremy in mind

 

[karen.488walker]

What makes you think I am a he?

I don't know??? How are you supposed to know genders here? Blokes names with pics of women, pigs or sheep. I'm just guessing.

 

[Bigtwin]

No just let out a "silent death"

Good. Gooooooooood. That's certainly given my late night cheese treat some "mental flavour".

 

[montage]

I don't know??? How are you supposed to know genders here? Blokes names with pics of women, pigs or sheep. I'm just guessing.

Well you could:

1. guess
2. ask
3. study my posts
4. stalk me
5. not care
6. ask somebody else

Just some ideas

 

[montage]

Good. Gooooooooood. That's certainly given my late night cheese treat some "mental flavour".

Make sure you check your cheese all over to see no hairs have stuck to it.

 

[Wigsie]

Surely this is more apt....

 

[Bigtwin]

Make sure you check your cheese all over to see no hairs have stuck to it.

Errr. You mean "extra hairs"?

 

[karen.488walker]

Well you could:

1. guess
2. ask
3. study my posts
4. stalk me
5. not care
6. ask somebody else

Just some ideas

Done 1.
What gender are you? (2)
Does anyone know what gender Monty is? (6)
The others will take some time, your address and place of work could help speed up no.4

 

[oxbob]

Nah cock is too big

 

[montage]

Surely this is more apt....

are those arms compensating for something?

 

[PashleyPrincess]

What makes you think I am a he?

Because you asked the question which of those two we'd prefer. Simple. You must be a man.

 

[montage]

Done 1.
What gender are you? (2)
Does anyone know what gender Monty is? (6)
The others will take some time, your address and place of work could help speed up no.4

I am the gender with ears that have to work overtime.