What man's sweaty chest would you love to rub your hands all over?

[Joe24]

Hes a he. A very very weird one at that. Not a manly he, more of a paint his nails, keep them clean and not get dirty/sweaty he then a full on muddy man man

 

[montage]

Hes a he. A very very weird one at that. Not a manly he, more of a paint his nails, keep them clean and not get dirty/sweaty he then a full on muddy man man

Quiet boy

 

[Joe24]

Quiet boy

Shouldnt you be off washing your hair or something?

 

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Shouldnt you be off washing your hair or something?

you dont wash your hair?

 

[Bigtwin]

Because you asked the question which of those two we'd prefer. Simple. You must be a man.

Exactly. You would naturally prefer the non-threatening sense of security, loyalty and understanding that Tim has to offer. Plus he's share your chick-lit and talk about it to your friends and Mum.

 

[Wigsie]

Hes a he. A very very weird one at that. Not a manly he, more of a paint his nails, keep them clean and not get dirty/sweaty he then a full on muddy man man

He also likes to take windy walks through the Hampshire countryside, lifting shirts as they go.

Tim is the one for Monty.

 

[Joe24]

you dont wash your hair?

No, ive got dredlocks.

 

[Joe24]

He also likes to take windy walks through the Hampshire countryside, lifting shirts as they go.

I heard about his trips up that hill that is Snowdon with a companion

 

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I heard about his trips up that hill that is Snowdon with a companion

No wonder your geography teacher hates you

 

[Joe24]

No wonder your geography teacher hates you

Hate is a strong word.
I once got told that you can only hate someone if you have loved them.
I doubt he has loved me, my brother seemed to start off a hatrid for the family!

 

[Auntie Helen]

Hugh Jackman every time:

 

[montage]

AH....afraid that link doesn't work. Looks like you got it off some porn site.

 

[Speicher]

Auntie Helen, yes he is definitely way ahead of the other two suggestions.

 

[Speicher]

AH....afraid that link doesn't work. Looks like you got it off some porn site.

Are you old enough to get onto any porn sites?

 

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Are you old enough to get onto any porn sites?

yes.
Legal age is 18