Hmmmm... anecdote time.
We often take the Brittany Ferries
(plug here!) overnight crossing Portsmouth-St Malo, treating ourselves to the evening meal in the on-board restaurant. They have a set price (not particularly cheap at about £30 per person with drinks, but we indulge ourselves a bit). So: the format is: all-you-can-eat buffet for starters and dessert, plus a main course you have to order off the menu.
The starter buffet is superb, you can really pile it on for several platefuls, lots of different dishes, seafood especially, and all good stuff too. In fact, given that the main course options tend to be 'French'-sized portions, we generally go to town on the starters and leave just enough room for the main course and dessert.
So: on one trip, the restaurant was rather crowded, so we were asked if we didn't mind sharing a table. So we were seated next to a couple who were definitely both in the 'morbid-obese' bracket. I thought to myself, here we go: all-you-can-eat buffet, super-sized diners, I wonder how many 'goes' they'll have!?
As it turned out they partook surprisingly sparingly of the buffet, no more than your average eater: but we saw the reason why when the main courses arrived. We, being non-meat people, chose the fish and veggie options, and the portions were, as I said, reasonable but not over-generous. But not so the leg of lamb which the obese couple ordered, so it seems. What they got was seemed to be
an entire leg of lamb each, on the bone, served on an elongated plate with an assortment of veg. as garnish.
As we respectively tucked in, it seemed appropriate to strike up a conversation. I felt that to say "Wow! That looks like a
serious bit of lamb you've got there" might be a bit
tactless, so I muttered something like "How's your lamb then
(noticing it was done fairly rare)? Properly done?" to which they replied, smacking their lips, "of course! The French know how to do their meat
au point..." after which they both proceeded to polish off their meals right down to the bare bone.
I reckon they've been there before...
Explains a bit, maybe.