What spam have you had today?

[stephec]

I'm talking emails, not processed meat.

Although speaking of processed meat I've had an offer of a free festive bake from Greggs.

The O2 have also given me another reason to rejoice, apparently Busted are to perform there, and I can have priority ticket booking.

 

[welsh dragon]

Ive had one from a psychic who says she has seen me in a vision and if I click on the email, I can get more information about whats about to happen to me. Bet she didn't see me deleting her email Though.

 

[Bobby Mhor]

I'm talking emails, not processed meat.

Although speaking of processed meat I've had an offer of a free festive bake from Greggs.

The O2 have also given me another reason to rejoice, apparently Busted are to perform there, and I can have priority ticket booking.

SSE are giving early tickets to the Who.

 

[Brandane]

Barclays Bank want some details about my account, which is odd given that I have never banked with them.
There's also some young Russian models who are desperate to meet me for dirty fun. They must have mountain bikes too, then?

 

[stephec]

SSE are giving early tickets to the Who.

Who?

 

[stephec]

Ive had one from a psychic who says she has seen me in a vision and if I click on the email, I can get more information about whats about to happen to me. Bet she didn't see me deleting her email Though.

If you get another one you know she will have.

 

[SpokeyDokey]

Several invoices for things I have never bought - obviously I have paid them now.

 

[Bobby Mhor]

Who?

Exactly....

 

[Mo1959]

My normal chancers are someone claiming to be BT and another supposedly from Paypal, both saying my account may be suspended unless I log in and update my details. I suppose some folks must fall for it which is a bit worrying.

 

[martint235]

I haven't received any spam emails for a while now. I actually find the Google spam filter works exceptionally well.

 

[classic33]

Not a thing since I played the fella offering me £55,000,000 against the one offering me tickets to Rio next year.

Poor George(god bless his cottonsocks) hasn't been in touch since he popped his clogs.

 

[roadrash]

View: https://youtu.be/g8huXkSaL7o

 

[Levo-Lon]

I did have a spam salad sarnie as it happens...

but ive had the usual emails..
paypal limited...get them every day
i tunes ..i dont have account ,but ive had unusual activity..
several banks..check your details...
and 4 calls for surveys from a call centre in India with staff that cant say my name ,But are called Kevin, James, Joseph..and Peter..

 

[Saluki]

I have been offered penis extensions in 2 different emails, a lottery winning thing and some 'bargains' from 'HOF', although I am not sure what HOF is. Oh, cheap Chinese guitars, very good prices for my 'school'.

 

[pplpilot]

The usual gentleman's sausage enlargement miracle pill. If they knew me they wouldn't waste their time.