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BrumJim

Forum Stalwart (won't take the hint and leave...)
I've got a couple for penis extensions. How do they know?
 

mybike

Grumblin at Garmin on the Granny Gear
OFFICE OF THE DIRECTOR OF FINANCES
UNITED NATIONS (UN) OFFICE, LONDON.

Dear Beneficiary
The United Nations (UN) financial department have investigated through our monitoring network that your transaction with the Central Bank of Nigeria is legal. You have the legitimate right to complete your
transaction to claim your fund US$1,000,000.00 (One million united states dollars).Because of so much scam going on in Nigeria. We the United Nations(UN) have decided to contact the Nat West Courier
Service in Nigeria for them to give us their procedures on how to send this money to you without any further complain or delay. We just got an information from the Central Bank of Nigeria and they have loaded your US$1,000,000.00 in ATM CARD and submit to the Nat West Courier Service for immediate delivery to your doorstep. You are required to choose one option, which you will be able to pay and also convenient for you, for quick delivery of your parcel containing your ATM CARD and other two original back up documents.
Service Type | Delivery Duration | Charges/Fees
------------------------------ ------------------------------ ---------------
Premium Express (24hrs Delivery)

Mailing $150.00 00.00

Insurance $130.00 00.00

Vat $20.00 00.00

TOTAL $300.00 (Three Hundred US Dollars Only).

.............................. .............
Special Express (2 Days)

Mailing $120.00 00.00

Insurance $100.00 00.00

Vat $20.00 00.00

TOTAL $240.00 00.00

$240(Two Hundred and Forty US Dollars Only).
.............................. ..............

Economy Express (3Days)

Mailing $100.00 00.00

Insurance$80.00 00.00

Vat (5%) $20.00 00.00

TOTAL $200.00 00.00

$200 (Two Hundred US Dollars Only).
..............................
You are hereby required to advice us, on your parcel delivery option by filling in the required form stated above. Please note that the deadline for claiming your fund is exactly one week after the receipt
of this email. After this period, your fund will be return back to the ordering costumer. That is the instruction given to us .So take note.
We request that you reconfirm your mailing address to ensure conformity with our record for immediate dispatch of your parcel to you. Only valid residential/ Office address and postal address are
certified OK.
DELIVERY DESTINATION INFORMATION:

------------------------------
Receiver's Name :.............
Address:......................

Tel/:.........................

Delivery Information/ Parcel Description

------------------------------

Delivery Terms: .............. .......International Delivery

Condition Of Delivery..............Priority Delivery

Consignment Note No: ........... MI 49866-2110

Color of Parcel: ..................... Brown.

Total Weight: ..........................36.2 kg

Total Net Weight: ...................1.7 kg
We are here to protect you from any problem till you receive your package .You can as well get in touch with the Nat West delivery company assigned to deliver this financial package to your doorstep. Below is the delivery companies contact information:

Companies Name: Nat West Courier Service.
Directors Name: Mr. Abdul Johan
Email: natwest_courier_service99@yahoo.co.uk
Tel: 009 908 295 7646

Looking forward to hear from you as soon as you receive this message

Best Regards,
MRS MARY ANN
DIRECTOR OF FINANCES
UNITED NATIONS (UN) OFFICE LONDON
.

Says it all really.
 
U

User32269

Guest
I'm off to China, once they receive my bankers draft, for penis reduction surgery.
 

PaulSecteur

No longer a Specialized fanboy
If you get phone spam the BT 8500 with tru call are excellent, so long as you have caller id on your line.

We were getting 3 or 4 calls a day, zero now.

Sometimes I miss my chats with "microsoft" "helping" me with a "virus problem".
 

snorri

Legendary Member
I was bombarded for months with 'phone spam from people wanting to sell me solar panels for my roof. I felt a bit rundown one day and weakened to their pleas to send someone round. This concentrated my mind on the subject and I confirmed my decision not to accept their amazing offer. The salesperson duly arrived and left without a sale, but from that day I have not received another nuisance call from solar panel sellers, ...Success!
 

classic33

Leg End Member
OFFICE OF THE DIRECTOR OF FINANCES
UNITED NATIONS (UN) OFFICE, LONDON.

Dear Beneficiary
The United Nations (UN) financial department have investigated through our monitoring network that your transaction with the Central Bank of Nigeria is legal. You have the legitimate right to complete your
transaction to claim your fund US$1,000,000.00 (One million united states dollars).Because of so much scam going on in Nigeria. We the United Nations(UN) have decided to contact the Nat West Courier
Service in Nigeria for them to give us their procedures on how to send this money to you without any further complain or delay. We just got an information from the Central Bank of Nigeria and they have loaded your US$1,000,000.00 in ATM CARD and submit to the Nat West Courier Service for immediate delivery to your doorstep. You are required to choose one option, which you will be able to pay and also convenient for you, for quick delivery of your parcel containing your ATM CARD and other two original back up documents.
Service Type | Delivery Duration | Charges/Fees
------------------------------ ------------------------------ ---------------
Premium Express (24hrs Delivery)

Mailing $150.00 00.00

Insurance $130.00 00.00

Vat $20.00 00.00

TOTAL $300.00 (Three Hundred US Dollars Only).

.............................. .............
Special Express (2 Days)

Mailing $120.00 00.00

Insurance $100.00 00.00

Vat $20.00 00.00

TOTAL $240.00 00.00

$240(Two Hundred and Forty US Dollars Only).
.............................. ..............

Economy Express (3Days)

Mailing $100.00 00.00

Insurance$80.00 00.00

Vat (5%) $20.00 00.00

TOTAL $200.00 00.00

$200 (Two Hundred US Dollars Only).
..............................
You are hereby required to advice us, on your parcel delivery option by filling in the required form stated above. Please note that the deadline for claiming your fund is exactly one week after the receipt
of this email. After this period, your fund will be return back to the ordering costumer. That is the instruction given to us .So take note.
We request that you reconfirm your mailing address to ensure conformity with our record for immediate dispatch of your parcel to you. Only valid residential/ Office address and postal address are
certified OK.
DELIVERY DESTINATION INFORMATION:

------------------------------
Receiver's Name :.............
Address:......................

Tel/:.........................

Delivery Information/ Parcel Description

------------------------------

Delivery Terms: .............. .......International Delivery

Condition Of Delivery..............Priority Delivery

Consignment Note No: ........... MI 49866-2110

Color of Parcel: ..................... Brown.

Total Weight: ..........................36.2 kg

Total Net Weight: ...................1.7 kg
We are here to protect you from any problem till you receive your package .You can as well get in touch with the Nat West delivery company assigned to deliver this financial package to your doorstep. Below is the delivery companies contact information:

Companies Name: Nat West Courier Service.
Directors Name: Mr. Abdul Johan
Email: natwest_courier_service99@yahoo.co.uk
Tel: 009 908 295 7646

Looking forward to hear from you as soon as you receive this message

Best Regards,
MRS MARY ANN
DIRECTOR OF FINANCES
UNITED NATIONS (UN) OFFICE LONDON
.

Says it all really.
You have of course queried the weight discrepancies, and why an ATM CARD weighs so much?
 

byegad

Legendary Member
Location
NE England
Paypal have written two to me today. The first merely want to tell me I've just spent £435 and if it's a mistake click on the link and log in!
The second tells me Barclays need me to confirm my log in details.

While I do use Paypal the address sending these mails is not the same as all of the other mails they legitimately send and I why do Paypal want me to confirm log in details for a Bank I have never used?

Clearly phising but what irks me is that they must think I'm as stupid as them.

Given this start to the day I look forward to an addifikashonal chat with the man the man from Vindows telling me there's a problem with my computer, followed by a couple of calls about my accident.
 

Drago

Legendary Member
Just the usual daily email warning me of impending doom because he PayPal account I don't have is going to be locked. I can't believe people fall for this type of drivel, but plenty do.
 

Electric_Andy

Heavy Metal Fan
Location
Plymouth
We had one to our work address yesterday, from a Chinese clothes company, offering for us to send an idea for our garments and they'd give us a quote. My mate replied to them with an idea for a coat with 4 arms (two lower arms you can put hands through if you want to pick stuff up). we haven't heard back yet
 

iandg

Legendary Member
Dear Ian,

This is to inform you to appear in the Court on the May 25 for your case hearing.
Please, prepare all the documents relating to the case and bring them to Court on the specified date.
Note: If you do not come, the case will be heard in your absence.

You can review complete details of the Court Notice in the attachment.

Regards,
Mike Beard,
District Clerk.


With a court notification zip file attached :laugh:
 
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