What the car thief said.........

[Dave7]

A friend of mine was disturbed by the sound of someone trying to steal his car. He shouted out of the window then then ran out of the house.
The potential thief was part way down the road and just stood staring at him.
My friend shouted........"why don't you get a job"
The thief shouted back......"this IS my job". Sadly he was serious.

 

[Vapin' Joe]

There was a program on TV about ten years ago when car theft was at a high, mainly through yobs taking them back to their estates and putting on "Displays" of doughnuts and burnouts etc before breaking them for spares. One of the watching crowd (A middle aged guy) excused their antics by saying just that, "It's their job".

 

[Drago]

Good idea. On those rare occasions that a victim gets hold of Johnny Scumbag and beats him to a pulp they can claim it's their job.

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

Good idea. On those rare occasions that a victim gets hold of Johnny Scumbag and beats him to a pulp they can claim it's their job.

Unfortunately when this does happen, the liberal lefties/bleeding hearts, don't line up to make excuses for the victim of the initial crime

 

[Drago]

Damn straight they don't.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

Is this another of those non-political Cafe threads where people can type what they want without challenge?

 

[Hill Wimp]

Is this another of those non-political Cafe threads where people can type what they want without challenge?

Damn straight it is.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

Damn straight it is.

Thought as much, I'll allow them to get on with it now that we are clear...

 

[ianrauk]

Must admit.. that is pretty funny.. though it shouldn't be.

 

[Profpointy]

Unfortunately when this does happen, the liberal lefties/bleeding hearts, don't line up to make excuses for the victim of the initial crime

Ah I see. It's all the fault of lefties.

 

[Drago]

I've just been on the Thread Tools tab at the top of the page.

I found 'Ignore' ok, but can't seem to find the 'Stick nose in and create a political discussion and wilfully disrupt thread' option.

 

[Kestevan]

I've just been on the Thread Tools tab at the top of the page.

I found 'Ignore' ok, but can't seem to find the 'Stick nose in and create a political discussion and wilfully disrupt thread' option.

Really? I assumed it was on your "favourites" bar. 

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

I've just been on the Thread Tools tab at the top of the page.

I found 'Ignore' ok, but can't seem to find the 'Stick nose in and create a political discussion and wilfully disrupt thread' option.

Here you go:

Good idea. On those rare occasions that a victim gets hold of Johnny Scumbag and beats him to a pulp they can claim it's their job.

 

[Drago]

Please explain how the urge to thump a criminal who's offended against you is a political issue. Don't do it here, go across to the politics forum and do it there and i'll see you there.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]