What to do with this pigeon?

[classic33]

@Pat "5mph", anywhere that the pigeon goes, within reach, that the other "little birdies" don't go to?

If so a possible way of catching it.

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Yes, the roof, he goes there, with the other pigeons, a few magpies, couple of Jackdaws.
The little birdies mostly live in the hedge or the cherry trees.
You and @snorri are welcome to set a trap on the roof
I'll make you a cuppa after.

 

[classic33]

Yes, the roof, he goes there, with the other pigeons, a few magpies, couple of Jackdaws.
The little birdies mostly live in the hedge or the cherry trees.
You and @snorri are welcome to set a trap on the roof
I'll make you a cuppa after.

You can't get on the roof then?

 

[Pat "5mph"]

You can't get on the roof then?

I can't, but you are welcome to go up it

 

[classic33]

Two litre bottle, with a piece cut out of the side. Part fill with cheap booze, into which you have placed a thick slice of bread, soaking.

They'll come for the bread, but return for the taste. Results can be seen within the day. You'll be able to walk upto it and just pick it up.

 

[RoubaixCube]

Two litre bottle, with a piece cut out of the side. Part fill with cheap booze, into which you have placed a thick slice of bread, soaking.

They'll come for the bread, but return for the taste. Results can be seen within the day. You'll be able to walk upto it and just pick it up.

I was going to suggest taking a page out of Roald Dahl's book 'Danny, The Champion of the world' and have raisins soaked in Gin

 

[classic33]

I was going to suggest taking a page out of Roald Dahl's book 'Danny, The Champion of the world' and have raisins soaked in Gin

I've used that method a few times, they're not able to fly afterwards.

 

[RoubaixCube]

I've used that method a few times, they're not able to fly afterwards.

with the amount of raisins i eat, i dont think i would either to be honest.

 

[classic33]

with the amount of raisins i eat, i dont think i would either to be honest.

I meant the method I gave.

I can't, but you are welcome to go up it

If you'll explain what was being done on the roof in the morning, or sooner if there's a knock at the door!

 

[RoubaixCube]

If you'll explain what was being done on the roof in the morning, or sooner if there's a knock at the door!

Things that go bump in the night i suppose

 

[pauldavid]

Two litre bottle, with a piece cut out of the side. Part fill with cheap booze, into which you have placed a thick slice of bread, soaking.

They'll come for the bread, but return for the taste. Results can be seen within the day. You'll be able to walk upto it and just pick it up.

This is the best idea so far, once its pissed it wont be able to fly and will wander round the garden waiting for a cat to catch and eat him, problem solved!

 

[MarquisMatsugae]

Guess I need to think of a suitable bird name now

Mouldy Old Dough

 

[Milkfloat]

Vernon would have had a solution.

 

[biggs682]

@Pat "5mph" it could be a Pidgeotto from Pokemon go have you considered that

 

[biggs682]

I'll try to get a picture tomorrow when it's light, it is a handsome bird, I'm gonna try to interact

is that legal ?