What to say to idiots

[Nihal]

Adrian the young clever fearless chap? (I only just now read your wee disagreement) No, it's not me, I'm a middle aged, a bit dim, not so nimble anymore slow coach. But I manage to get there somehow!

Slow??????Here we go again

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

You think that's annoying? Just go to somethining like Railfest and watch all the blind idiots walk straight in front of you when you are taking a picture or proceed to stand right at the vital point looking at a piece of ballast for at least 5 minutes whilst you are standing there waiting to take a picture WITHOUT their stupid carcas being in the way.....
Hell, I even had someone come and stand right in front of me and take a picture.... whilst I was, as if I was invisible. Un... believe...able.

Absolutely no awareness of how what they are doing affects everyone else around, they are just in their own stupid little bubble, and what is more, these are the people who really should know better, we aren't talking about the average member of the public of the street here!
And what's worse is that half of them seem to be incredibly ancient, so it then takes them about 3 weeks just to walk out of shot..... only to be replaced by someone else! JEEZ!

Don't get me wrong, I am all for looking at things, but some sort of acknowledgement to everyone around you would, sometimes be nice!


Bloody window liking veg!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Actually, the classic was yesterday. There I was, trying to get a picture of the streamlined Duchess, and here, this utter clown appears and proceeds to walk very slowly through the shot, with me clearly in view.... And then right at the end, he suddenly sees me and goes to run out of the way.

Its a bit late for that!

A photographic SMIDSY? Seriously, why are there not more Specsavers out there?

 

[Deleted member 20519]

"Do you work in Halfords?"

 

[Headgardener]

1. Argh/yelp (as I run into lead and go over bars and dog gets caught in spokes).
2. Not printable.
3. Also not printable

 

[Davidc]

This?

 

[Arch]

You think that's annoying? Just go to somethining like Railfest

Apart from the idiots, did you enjoy it? NT and I had thought of going, but I was already getting put off by the cost, and then he ended up in plaster. Living here, I'm a bit spoilt, and prefer to go to the NRM when it's free...

 

[Andrew_Culture]

This?

You'd need a horn that loud on that bike, just to get people out of your way because you have no brakes!

 

[sunnyjim]

Actually, the classic was yesterday. There I was, trying to get a picture of the streamlined Duchess, and

You Sir, are a pervert!

 

[baldycyclist]

what colour is the sky in your world?

 

[vernon]

what colour is the sky in your world?

I don't know I can't see it for the pies.

 

[Arch]

Pie in the sky?

 

[Fab Foodie]

Pie in the sky?

Wasn't that an album by the Alan Parsons Project?

 

[Andrew_Culture]

Wasn't that an album by the Alan Parsons Project?

Wasn't that some sort of hovercraft?

 

[Matthew_T]

Airzound

It doesnt always have the desired affect. I airzounded one ped who walked across a traffic light junction whilst everyone else waited, he ran right in front of me and nearly collided.