What "Western" character would you be?

[Noodley]

Thanks Fnaar, I've now got a peanut lodged in my nostril from snorting! (With apologies for that alluring image).

Ah, my dear dear Baggy, I would shoot your despicable husband, and ride off with you into the distance with nothing more than a glint in my eye and the prospect of a moonlit thigh...

 

[BigonaBianchi]

Geronimo

 

[Noodley]

Geronimo

Is that who you would be or are you jumping off a cliff?

 

[BigonaBianchi]

Thats what my squaws call me

 

[Baggy]

Ah, my dear dear Baggy, I would shoot your despicable husband, and ride off with you into the distance with nothing more than a glint in my eye and the prospect of a moonlit thigh...

In the process I'd probably faint and need to have my stays loosened.
Whether or not I shot you in the hairy cacti would depend if you're the guy that gets killed early for no reason, or the majestically tall baddie in the black hat who turns out to have a heart of gold under his weathered skin

 

[Dayvo]

Being one capable of having a fast hand () , I'd be Kid Curry.

 

[Baggy]

Being one capable of having a fast hand () , I'd be Kid Curry.

'cos you can eat a Korma really quickly?

 

[Dayvo]

'cos you can eat a Korma really quickly?

Er, yeah, something like that!

 

[Brains]

I would be Ennio Morricone

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrenPqXgdBk

 

[Noodley]

In the process I'd probably faint and need to have my stays loosened.

OK I am changing my role to "bloke who loosens Baggy's stays"...

 

[Baggy]

Er, yeah, something like that!

Six shooter?

 

[Keith Oates]

I'd like to be the Shopkeeper's Daughter's boyfriend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Baggy]

OK I am changing my role to "bloke who loosens Baggy's stays"...

Ol' Shaky Hands

 

[slowmotion]

Sometimes I think I would be some kind of James Stewart, "soft voice of reason and moral strength" character. Alas, usually I would be the wimpy store owner who urges the townspeople to abandon the good guys because living with the baddies is a softer option.

 

[Baggy]

Sometimes I think I would be some kind of James Stewart, "soft voice of reason and moral strength" character. Alas, usually I would be the wimpy store owner who urges the townspeople to abandon the good guys because living with the baddies is a softer option.

How do you feel about having Keith O as a prospective son in law?